[Intro: Dr. Phil]
Jorge, Austin, Adam, Sarah and James...I will have to ask you guys to leave. Laughing at drowning victims is not okay. I never want to see you guys again. I cannot believe you guys would behave like this during my fucking show. Your names have been submitted for further analysis on your sadistic mental conditions. I cannot believe you

(crowd booing)

[Adam]
Jorge, I'm freaking out
James, I'm freaking out
Jorge, I'm freaking out
James, I'm freaking out

[Verse 1: Jorge]
Ay, ay
The beat's unsafe, it feels like an OSHA violation
I feel like a reborn abomination
I'm getting the hoes again like I'm Buffalo Bill
I've come herе to destroy: Dr. Phil
The fucking fake ain't еven a doctor
Robin McGraw, that's right, I fucked her
I've got to spit some little known facts
About something you tried to keep under wraps
Your doctorate license expired back in '06
The show's a scam, he's running on scripts
He's ruining family lives for his own circus
Making them fight for his own selfish purpose
He's not real help, 'cause he's a fraud
Controlling troubled people like they're a pawn

[Bridge 1: Jorge]
He brought you on this show for a roast
To send you home undiagnosed
The best thing to come from you's Bhad Bhabie
Wanna know why your rating's declining lately?

[Verse 2: Jorge]
'Cause you pissed off the wrong hip hop group
I've come to kick your ass, give you a whoop
This doesn't hurt yet, it's barely a scratch
Ask Bhad Bhabie about her abuse at the ranch
That you sent her to back in 2016
Back when the poor girl was just a teen
Come fight me, pussy, cash me outside
Fess up for those twenty years that you've lied
Dr. Phil, the man I'm trying to defame
Why do you use your first name as your doctor name?
You use more make up than a runway model
In a list of the worst doctors, you're not at the bottom
Can't make the list if you're not a doctor
I've said what I've had to say, I'm done, why bother
Hope you think twice before you kick me out the show
And one more thing before I go

[Bridge 2: Jorge]
There's a lunch for me and my friends that you promised
Filthy liar, you're getting demolished
I'm above the law
So don't dare fuck with me, Phil McGraw

[Outro: Jorge]
Ay, ay
Used to have ghost writers, but now they're dead, fitting name
Only Ghost Rider nowadays is Nic Cage