[Spoken very slowly]
Good evening, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and
Welcome to Earl's Court;
My name is Gary Yudman, and we are going to have a great
Show this evening!
The band is backstage, and will be ready to go in just a few
Minutes...
Before the show begins, the house management would like to
Ask just a few things:
First, please, no fireworks; and please, no flash cameras;
And, any audio or

Video equipment found being used may be confiscated; so
Please save yourself
A lot of hassle
Well, I think the band is about ready to go now! No, no, not
Quite yet... at this time
I would like to point out, upon conclusion of the show...

(Drowned out by music)