[Verse 1: Machoman Karthik]
Oou Latin Papi looking so nice
Werk it Dairy Queen, give them cone with tha ice
Eating cake, mmm daddy so spice
Hol' up- snack break chicken breast with tha rice

Hit the gym do squats everyday
Sippin protein das a booty shake
Shake it, shake it, shake it, water and whey
Sugar baby lifestyle, workout and play

Crazy 88
Turning 28
But whats the hold up?
With the wedding date?
Servant to a king
Got the wedding ring
Really not your fault, blame it on the ping

No more Marla Welts
Feeling bad about yourself
Not a poor unfortunate soul living out in Guelph
Letter to Scotty
You know this shit is magic
StephGoesToChile, better than the Disney classics

[Chorus 1: Machoman Karthik]
Listen here bitch
Here's how it's gonna go
StephGoesToChile run tha muthafuckin' show

Listen here bitch
Here's how it's gonna go
StephGoesToChile run tha muthafuckin' show

[Verse 2: Ian Muramasa]
King of skull servants call him Massa'
Lil j, why no rap for Muramasa?

Eggs in one basket with the Wynne government
Acceptance letter, Ryerson covenant

He squats like atlas
Chaps are assless
Got the ledger
Life point tracklist

Rule the school
Crispy hair from the pool
Holy stone, wedding jewel
Colin Campbell, fuckin tool (Fuck you!)

Not into biddies, pussy or girl's chests
Gimme Unseasoned, oh that's the best
Lesser than Jaime got him so stressed
K-Y jelly that chicken breast

Ass so fat like Cori Davidge
Yetman, all that highschool baggage
Scott’s gay? Why is life so savage?
Worst is Shelby, that bitch got ravaged

[Chorus 2: Machoman Karthik]
Listen here bitch
Here's how it's gonna go
StephGoesToChile run tha muthafuckin' show

Listen here bitch
Here's how it's gonna go
StephGoesToChile run tha muthafuckin' show

[Verse 3: N₂Oferatu]
Marry, Marry, we're off to see the ghost
Make Angie's Anaconda stiff like a post
Flowserve DQs for the whole team
Twiddle Dee's D’s on the Daley make em all cream

Monkeyboy at the gym doing mad sets
Now a leather daddy lookin like your daemonettes
Infanticide, report your name, PVP typer
Beat dat ass up, sculpt it like a clay fighter

Shelby the She-Dog- Giant-Tiger-Wolf
Ate my hexadecimal- in one gulp
H2dough in the hair, skeet thicc pulp
Sabrewulf, Wang-Tang, made you so salt

Lmao Nikki, Giving Michael hickeys
Good Ole’ Silverfang, stealing all his stickies
Rowdy Rumble, Dog Days, and Penderecki
StephgoestheChile, watching Natalie and her tikis

[Chorus 3: Machoman Karthik]
Listen here bitch
Here's how it's gonna go
StephGoesToChile run tha muthafuckin' show

Listen here bitch
Here's how it's gonna go
StephGoesToChile run tha muthafuckin' show

[Verse 4: Ice Crystal BM]
Always wished you was a Disney villain
Damn, that's a big dress to fill in
Side kick rival, second to Terry
Face it, you'll always be a Krillin

Can't be gogo, always mojo
Never been straight, go against the flow
Like a string and puck, never give a fuck
That's when you're in the zone, full homo

You're more like a super fruit
Your power is stupid cute
Jacked like a samurai, familiars a giant fly
Fight like a powerpuff, grinding and getting buff
Dougall and lusted, Rupaul I drop dead

Off time pop can kid, snaked support and mid
Tauren not a troll, cottage cheese bowl
Swam across the lake
High school girl heartbreak
Play as DeDeDe, just wanna say SHELBY

[Chorus 4: Machoman Karthik]
Listen here bitch
Here's how it's gonna go
StephGoesToChile run tha muthafuckin' show

Listen here bitch
Here's how it's gonna go
StephGoesToChile run tha muthafuckin' show

[Verse 5: Double 69]
You so muthafuckin dangerous, you so muthafuckin dangerous
Invading by yourself
Protein pancakes, bitch that's top shelf
Find the booty as Pirates in Guelph

Enter Jaime
That's fiance
Banging tables and downing all the sake
Take it home ay
Drunk sex ay
Gotta give em that protein in-take

Goliath. With the strict fucking diet
Apple watch, I buy it
Don’t like weed, but i try it
Change the world, nanoscience
Make a joke, shit it’s quiet
So fucking fix my fucking champs, stupid ass riot

Muk, Driftblim, Slutbunny and Weezing
Vespiqueen EV’d with the bee sting
Batty boy on my arm he a beast ting
Get the badge in the gym I’m BEASTING

[Chorus 5: Machoman Karthik]
Listen here bitch
Here's how it's gonna go
StephGoesToChile run tha muthafuckin' show

Listen here bitch
Here's how it's gonna go
StephGoesToChile run tha muthafuckin' show