Without Me Lyrics
May I have your attention, please
Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady, please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen, a white person before
Jaws all on the floor, like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass, worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh)
It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say, what I think he did, did he
And said, nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (Haha)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what
Flippin' to you know who, yeah but he's so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms (Eh-eh-eh)
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green, to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might, just give it a little kiss
And that's the message, that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know, what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel don't they
We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us are cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man, and another man can't elope (Eww)
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Don't gotta cuss in his raps, to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird
Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
So you can, sit me here next to
Shit, better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and
And hear 'em argue over, who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast, on MTV
Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe
And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here, to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it, in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false, or sugar-coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, [(Rip)] I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids, eat up these albums like valiums it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person, in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses, while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin', but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
In every single person there's a slim shady lurkin'
Who could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
With his windows down, and his system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind, and outta control
And one more time loud as you can, how's it go
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
Okay - yes, some of the things he says are a little "risque," and he's over played, but anyone who appreciates music can tell you that Eminem is far and away one of the best MC's in rap at the moment. He has an amazing ability to rhyme and he changes speeds with his rhymes like a true professional. For the most part, his songs have a personal touch to them (IE, they're about his life, which, I might add, was not an easy one) which helps the listener to connect with what he's saying. I hate rap (for the most part), but Eminem is kind of a diamond in the rough. And for whoever said that Eminem is just living off Dre's beats, if you read the liner notes of the new album, you would know that only 3 of the 20 songs were produced by Dre and "Without Me" was not one of them. So, if you're coming here to nay-say...I first suggest you learn to appreciate music as an art form, and also, obtain a sense of class somewhere and not go around posting heinous things about artists you don't like. You can't hate him that much or else you wouldn't have even come here.
i agree with you on every point except that hate part not many people get what hate really is. if you actually hate someone you have to care enough to be able to hate them hate is a very powerful emotion that most people misunderstand
i agree with you on every point except that hate part not many people get what hate really is. if you actually hate someone you have to care enough to be able to hate them hate is a very powerful emotion that most people misunderstand
@epochblue yes, I generally don't appreciate rap too much, but Eminem is an exception...
@epochblue yes, I generally don't appreciate rap too much, but Eminem is an exception...
@epochblue 2002! Wow
@epochblue 2002! Wow
why come here just to say you hate him you fuckin weiners noone cares
agreed with beddall, you guys seriously have no lifes if you have to come here to diss eminem, go post positive comments on music you like
Yeah, I'm kind of confused as to why someone would come to this specific page to READ the lyrics to a song they don't like by an artist they hate....Can anyone explain this phenomenon to me ? Because I'm seeing a lot of it on this site lately.
whuts up with the trailer park girls??? who are they? where are they from? why are they here? why are they going round the outside??? doesnt anybody care?????
I came here to ask the same question! The video kind of explains it, but not really.
I came here to ask the same question! The video kind of explains it, but not really.
@HolyInfidel The trailer park girls lyrics, in this context, has multiple references.
@HolyInfidel The trailer park girls lyrics, in this context, has multiple references.
1) The lyrics to the song Box Cutta Blade Runna' by Cannabis. This seems to be a poke at that artist as, at the time of release of 'Without Me' they were not on good terms.
1) The lyrics to the song Box Cutta Blade Runna' by Cannabis. This seems to be a poke at that artist as, at the time of release of 'Without Me' they were not on good terms.
2) It also, as does the Canabis song, refer back to a song by Malcolm McLaren called 'Buffalo Gals'. Malcolm McLaren was a British promoter, who turned into a fashion store owner (which helped set the look for the early New Wave/New Romantic look in the 80s), and then started managing early punk...
2) It also, as does the Canabis song, refer back to a song by Malcolm McLaren called 'Buffalo Gals'. Malcolm McLaren was a British promoter, who turned into a fashion store owner (which helped set the look for the early New Wave/New Romantic look in the 80s), and then started managing early punk acts like The New York Dolls, The Sex Pistols, Adam Ant, and Bow Wow Wow. It could be argued that McLaren was one of the first white artist to have success as a Hip Hop artist, helping to pave the way for Eminem.
3) Ultimately, through the Malcolm McLaren song, it is a reference to the song 'Buffalo Gals' performed by many artists, which was first published under the name 'Lubly Fan' by a black faced American performer, in the 1840s, named John Hodges.
who ever submitted these lyrics to the site is a complete idiot.
uh-oh.
to Blazelet: its such a shame for u that i had to read this...i just finished getting outta a fight too and then here U r provoking ppl; its ppl like u who don't belong here and who r obviously unwanted so just get out now, go post up a positive message about some corny group u like, and give us all a FUCKN BREAK MOTHA FUCKR!! to roger wilco: uh-oh is right p.s. to Blazelet:NO1 GIVES A RAT'S ASS WHAT U THINK!!! U ROCK EMIN3M!!!
sry..i TRIED to express my opinion calmly....
this song was titled 'arizona' before it went to print.....fyi