Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash
I put out despite the fact that you're like a Hawaiian punch moustache
Right under my nose thinking I'm so Colonel Klink oblivious
But how could I not see you got off scot-free 'cause I know this means it

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

If I want to be repeatedly shit on I'll go make Dutch porn
When roughly translated even your naked truth means squat and what's more
I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on September 11th
I don't know who got on you but I'm not wrong in thanking them since it

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again
Ya know I wouldn't give a fuck
When what I shoulda got is over ya sooner so now
I'm just gonna wrap it up

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again
Ya know I wouldn't give a fuck
When what I shoulda got is over ya sooner so now
I'm just gonna wrap it up

(Ain't my job )
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(to fuck you on your birthday)
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(Ain't my job )
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(To fuck you on your birthday anymore)
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(Ain't my job )
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(To fuck you on your birthday)
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(Ain't my job )
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(To fuck you on your birthday anymore)
I'm just gonna wrap it up


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No Hard Feelings [Snippet] Lyrics as written by James M. Franks

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  • +1
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    Great song! I'm glad he's not ashamed to mention September 11th. It's a brilliant similie to use. BHG 4EVA!

    robtherandyrascalon September 27, 2005   Link
  • +1
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    The song is about Jimmy Pop's breakup with his girlfriend. There were two other songs written about said girlfriend, Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny off One Fierce Beer Coaster and Three Point One Four off of Hooray for Boobies.

    peaceoutsideon August 24, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    what i got from it is that his gf cheated on him, now he doesn't have to fuck her on her birthday anymore.

    blikstaon March 15, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Yeah, this track rocks. Shame Bam ruins it at the end :p

    JAStewarton September 29, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    It should read Colonel Clink not Cling

    TECon September 29, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    negative, it is Colonel Klink

    Lincoln131on November 07, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    this is so hilarious it makes me smile and smilings my favorite .its pretty obvious what it means. peace

    deadpeoplerhoton December 24, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    It's the colonel Klink reference he makes in a song

    infamoustex62on March 27, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    this is a sweeet soong. i luv the chorus, but wat the freak does it mean??

    iluvFMon June 16, 2006   Link
  • 0
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    This song means that its not their job to do a fat girl anymore. No matter what the circumstances are.

    roxerchikon June 29, 2006   Link

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