Ass Like That Lyrics
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I'm not a Eminem fan, but holy shit I laughed my ass off reading those lyrics!
[Dre] What the fuck is wrong with you?!
lol.
why does eminem waste his talent on songs like this?
It is called having a sense of humor and sarcasm
It is called having a sense of humor and sarcasm
that's a good song...by the way he's dissing Triumph the Insult comic dog because of his song "I keed"
Uh, I think he's dissing Triumph because of how he embarrassed him at that MTV awards show, much more than for his "I Keed" song.
haha! no one can piss people off and get away with it like eminem!
i dont think em is making fun of triumph he is more or less compromising with him, em relized the fact that " I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand " and that is true, this song is an encore to i keed, the whole song wut em says is on our minds he is just here to say it, he is complimenting the puppeteer behind triumph bcuz he realized using the puppet would avoid lots of contreersy, that em always finds himself in. and plus this song is sooo f** funny. the arnold ppart cracks me up, who doesnt say "git to d choppa" funny funny stuff
This song is hilarious
hahaha, i love this song. its so damn funny
this song is ok but i agree with mike, he shouldn't be wasting his time on songs like this.
i think its hilarious!!!