Campus Lyrics
I've got to leave here, before I go
I pull my shirt on, walk out the door
Drag my feet along the floor
I pull my shirt on, walk out the door
Drag my feet along the floor
Cruel professor studying romances
I never want to see you again
How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again
Spilled kefir on your keffiyeh
You look inside and turn to the door
Drag your feet along the floor
Cruel professor studying romances
I never want to see you again
How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again
And I'm sleeping on the balcony after class
In the afternoon, you're out on the stone and grass
And I'm sleeping on the balcony after class
In the afternoon, you're out on the stone and grass
And I'm sleeping on the balcony after class

I actually think this song is about a one night stand and the following morning wanting to leave before they get up cos of the awkwardness. Draging his feet along the floor possibly in regret of what he's done.
Then he sees her walking 'cross the campus, the "cruel professor studying romances", i think, is the girl overthinking the situation and wondering if there was more to it than a one night stand etc...
The chrorus isnt "how am i supposed to pretend i never want to see you again [as he likes her]" its "How am i supposed to pretend [theres more to it than just a one night stand when really], I never want to see you again" The comma makes it a whole different thing he's saying/thinking.
Ending with shes on the stone and grass (i.e. campus) maybe waiting to bump into him again whereas he's "sleeping on the balcony after class" simply catching up from a lack of sleep last night - another indication of the one night stand - not thinking about her anymore.
i think all their songs can be taken many ways, but this interpretation is coherent with all the different sections. i love it.
i think all their songs can be taken many ways, but this interpretation is coherent with all the different sections. i love it.
Excellent interpretation MikeF, You ideas are clear and well supported. I share the same idea of the song being about a one night stand. However, you may need to reanalyze the chrorus. The original lyrics do not contain a comma:
Excellent interpretation MikeF, You ideas are clear and well supported. I share the same idea of the song being about a one night stand. However, you may need to reanalyze the chrorus. The original lyrics do not contain a comma:
How am I supposed to pretend I never want to see you again How am I supposed to pretend I never want to see you again
How am I supposed to pretend I never want to see you again How am I supposed to pretend I never want to see you again
Hence, and just maybe, the writer is having a hard time coping with fact that he had a one night stand and he wanted it to be more. Ergo he's having a hard time...
Hence, and just maybe, the writer is having a hard time coping with fact that he had a one night stand and he wanted it to be more. Ergo he's having a hard time pretending that he never wants to see her again. I know it's especially hard not to fall in love with your first one night stand. heeehee The unspoken rule: "Never fall in love with a one night stand"
Walked to class, in front of ya
Walking to class in front of her to get her attention maybe? Trying to get noticed?
In the afternoon, you're out on the stone and grass And I'm sleeping on the balcony after class
Mybe he's doing a little spying on the balcony?
An Oxford Comma would really help clarify the chorus, no?
An Oxford Comma would really help clarify the chorus, no?
How am I supposed to pretend I never want to see you again How am I supposed to pretend I never want to see you again
How am I supposed to pretend I never want to see you again How am I supposed to pretend I never want to see you again
'Jeeze you know, I just can't hide these feelings for you. When can we get back together?' Think: Top Gun
'Jeeze you know, I just can't hide these feelings for you. When can we get back together?' Think: Top Gun
OR
OR
How am I supposed to pretend[,] I never want to see you again How am I supposed to pretend[,] I never want to see you again
How am I supposed to pretend[,] I never want to see you again How am I supposed to pretend[,] I never want to see you again
'Shit, that actually happened? And now its going to influence our social/professional relationship? I...
'Shit, that actually happened? And now its going to influence our social/professional relationship? I really, really, never want to see you again.' Think: Don't Stand So Close to Me (Police)

haha wow, I have a totally different take on this song than ya'll. ;-) I think it's about being gay and living on a college campus. Let me explain my reasoning...
No one has pointed this out yet, but a keffiyeh is something traditionally worn by males.. not females. :) I believe Batmanglij wrote the lyrics to this song, and he has since come out as being gay (http://out.com/detail.asp?id=26494).
To me this song tells a story of falling in love with a male (possibly professor) who turns out to not be gay, and hence is not interested in a relationship. The line, "You look inside and turn to the door," to me means that when the person realizes Batmanglij is gay, he walks away (i.e., not interested).
Thoughts? I could be wrong here.. have been wrong many times. ;-)

I think this song is definitely about someone having an affair with their professor! haha. He sings, "I see you...cruel professor studying romances", so I think the "you" is this professor. And I agree with Vampire Weekend=Love, I think he really does love her, but because of the stigma of dating a professor, he has to pretend he never wants to see her again. Anyway, I love the song and how upbeat it is.

I don't really think this is about boning a teacher. I think the 'cruel professor' thing is just meant to call her cruel ('professor of love', I don't think it means actual romances). It's about a guy who has recently broken up with a girl and is now avoiding her but keeps running into her and is really still in love with her. He sees her walking on campus, accidentally spills kefir on her keffiyeh and when he sees her sitting around on the grass, he avoids her and just sleeps (after class is meant to say that he could be doing better things because he's done with class for the day). Also, she's been giving him the cold shoulder (shoulder's cold).
That's my take on it.

I go to a prep school, and this song pretty much summarizes what it feels like to see someone that is your ex or someone that you are supposed to hate but secretly love. School campuses are sooo small, but ive been in situations where ive had to pretend ive never wanted to see a guy again. i love this song because it really captures getting up, walking across a quad, and then seeing the person your supposed to hate... but really love.

Sounds like somebody slept with their Post-colonial studies professor!
exactly.
exactly.

i looked on VW's website and it has the lyrics like this:
Then I see you You're walking cross the campus Cruel professor Studying romances How am I supposed to pretend I never want to see you again? How am I supposed to pretend I never want to see you again?
Because there's no comma, i think this means that he really likes the girl, but for some reason he has to pretend to hate her. Maybe this is the morning after a break up with the girl. Both of them are dragging their feet, so maybe they both had rough nights after the break up (they both feel bad about it)? or maybe they both just had "late" nights.

i agree with muffy327 , but the "cruel professor studying romances" part makes it very ambiguous. i mean, all of the theories like muffy327's make complete sense to me, but then when it comes to the professor part, it just does not fit in at all. i definitely think it's what kelseymay said it was...just think about the professor line...maybe a professor and a student got together one night and the student is upset because the professor pretty much took advantage of the student...referring to the cruel professor studying romances. it meant more to the student than it did to the professor hence the "how am i supposed to pretend i never want to see you again"
i think you shouldn't take the professor part so literally. if you read japobere's comment first, and consider the girl giving him the cold shoulder after sleeping with him, and then 'studying the romance' you could see her as an expert in one night stands or something like that, a 'professor of love' indeed
i think you shouldn't take the professor part so literally. if you read japobere's comment first, and consider the girl giving him the cold shoulder after sleeping with him, and then 'studying the romance' you could see her as an expert in one night stands or something like that, a 'professor of love' indeed
i simply think it means the professors are giving the students romance novels to study and the student is upset because he doesn't want to hear any more about love, because his is unrequited.
i simply think it means the professors are giving the students romance novels to study and the student is upset because he doesn't want to hear any more about love, because his is unrequited.

xocouturecouture: kefir is that drink that's halfway between yogurt and milk. a keffiyah is that middle-eastern big checkered scarf that people fold in half and tie around their necks in a triangle.
incidentally, i agree this song is about boning your professor. it is still my favorite on the album

its "cruel professor studying romances"