I'll Sue Ya Lyrics
Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat
Cause I called them up
And they had the nerve to put me on hold
Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!
Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death
Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!
Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck!
Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!
They never told me not to shove that double-A
Right up my nose
Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes
Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't work
Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk
Cause I get all depressed
Any time my cell phone is roaming
Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming
Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season
While I'm robbing your place
When I punch you in the face
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you
Ugh!
Ugh!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'll sue ya!
What'chall think of that?
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!
I'll sue ya!
what is this supposed to be paroding it sounds firmilar but i cant put my finger on it
It Rage Against The Machine, multipall songs, I hear Killing in the Name, Bulls on Parade and some more...
This song makes me thing Al might be growing tired of the comedy genre. I mean, aside from the slightly amusing lyrics, this sounds like a pretty straight headbanger.
To me, this is america in a nutshell :p Cool song
Hm interesting Bonehead, I agree
this isn't one of his best but it's a good look at how people want to sue for freaking anything these days.. i still find it pretty darn funny
hahaha haha! what yall think of that?
What song is this a parody of? I know I've heard it and I would recognize it if I heard it, but I can't figure out who the band is or what the song is called. Is it something by Godsmack or Rage Against The Machine? It sounds a little like Rage Against The Machine with the music, but some parts especially in the vocals sound more Godsmack-like.
What song is this a parody of? I know I've heard it and I would recognize it if I heard it, but I can't figure out who the band is or what the song is called. Is it something by Godsmack or Rage Against The Machine? It sounds a little like Rage Against The Machine with the music, but some parts especially in the vocals sound more Godsmack-like.
haha my two favorites are:
I sue Delta Airlines they sold me a ticket New Jersey I went there, and it sucked!
and
I sue Colorado, cuz i think it looks a little too much like Wyoming!
It's not a parody. I know it surprised me a bit at first too, but apparently it's one of his originals.
The character in this song ought to be institutionalized, who's with me?!