He reuses the verse melody from the previous album's "Dirty Little Religion", the topics of the verses are all over the place, and he packs too many words into one line (goes to show...) and too few in another (it's pretty hard to find), and rhymes "Henley Regatta" with "Persona non grata", but gets away with it all as only he could.
Where to begin? They call me tropical storm Jim
Here’s your really local forecast, there’s a warm front moving in
Pin drop, yeah you heard it when I moonwalked in the room
While around the water cooler at the legion of doom
They’re shoutin' why’s the new guy with the sweet moves talkin' that smack?
Well I’m the kind of crazy made from the shit of a bat
I swing like hell but know full-well that I won’t win the fight
But big man I’m the beta male that’s gonna ruin your night
My rhymes score dimes ain’t nothing you can do
It’s hard to clap with your dick in your hand, dude
I write the songs that girls like to dance to
I write the songs that girls like to dance to
What? Who, me? Who am I? Well I’m just awesome
Like watching someone else getting kicked in the balls and
DJ’s hit pause when I waltz in, my thoughts enthral crowds for hours
And it would come as no surprise if I have magical powers—poof
Buy me beers, cheers, here’s to blood sweat and tears for fears
Yes I get stupid like a baby with pierced ears
So drop me like them panties drop when I drop knowledge
Danger was my middle name, but I changed it in college
My rhymes score dimes ain’t nothing you can do
It’s hard to clap with your dick in your hand, dude
I write the songs that girls like to dance to
I write the songs that girls like to dance to
(x2)
Make them motherfuckers sweat
Make them disco panties wet
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick
Get stuck in her head like porn star dick
Here’s your really local forecast, there’s a warm front moving in
Pin drop, yeah you heard it when I moonwalked in the room
While around the water cooler at the legion of doom
They’re shoutin' why’s the new guy with the sweet moves talkin' that smack?
Well I’m the kind of crazy made from the shit of a bat
I swing like hell but know full-well that I won’t win the fight
But big man I’m the beta male that’s gonna ruin your night
My rhymes score dimes ain’t nothing you can do
It’s hard to clap with your dick in your hand, dude
I write the songs that girls like to dance to
I write the songs that girls like to dance to
What? Who, me? Who am I? Well I’m just awesome
Like watching someone else getting kicked in the balls and
DJ’s hit pause when I waltz in, my thoughts enthral crowds for hours
And it would come as no surprise if I have magical powers—poof
Buy me beers, cheers, here’s to blood sweat and tears for fears
Yes I get stupid like a baby with pierced ears
So drop me like them panties drop when I drop knowledge
Danger was my middle name, but I changed it in college
My rhymes score dimes ain’t nothing you can do
It’s hard to clap with your dick in your hand, dude
I write the songs that girls like to dance to
I write the songs that girls like to dance to
(x2)
Make them motherfuckers sweat
Make them disco panties wet
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick
Get stuck in her head like porn star dick
Lyrics submitted by sortilegus, edited by thehumanman
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