Are those nunchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl
When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World
I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok

Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice
Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice?
I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line I threw
Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo

I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee
I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody
She said "For all de tea in China me vagina no free
But me ruv will ringer ronger than the Ming Dynasty"

I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country
She was made in Taiwan I said I'm O.K. with that
Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat

Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too

In Japan the hand is used as a knife
In Japan a man's wife's hand job then can cost him his life
But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu
I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo

Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki
Oh me chinky she's so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki
Burnin' up like Napalm burstin' like an A-bomb
I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam

She's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please
Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get on my knees
I'm a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese
First I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi

She'll be screaming like Godzilla and kickin' like Jackie Chan
I'll get her redder than China wetter than the Sea of Japan
Like the Chinese New Year she's gonna see fireworks
Now be a good chinky and go press Jimmy's shirts

Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too

Sing chinky sing

One more time

Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
Chinky chinky bang bang chinky bang
Chinky chinky bang biddily biddily biddily bang


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    Seriously... I mean, I'm Asian (As in, by blood and I fucking live in Asia) and I found this song HILARIOUS! If anything, I gained more respect for Bloodhound Gang because of this song... Not that I encourage racism, but being able to laugh at other races isn't racial discrimination... It is still humor. I mean, c'mon, don't tell me you haven't laughed at other cultures... because I'm sure they're laughing at you too. But that doesn't mean we hate each other... it's more of like when you tease your friends to make them laugh.

    But then again, if you're THAT narrow-minded to not see the humor in this song... You shouldn't be listening to Bloodhound Gang in the first place.

    chachachooon August 18, 2007   Link
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    Considering that it contains a racial slur in the chorus to only minor comedic effect, one could at least accept that there's some unnessary offensiveness in the song.

    But I still find the rest of the song pretty funny. I think it's great how well all these references are so seemlessly worked in.

    And I may be wrong, but I don't think they rereleased the song on a vinyl. It was the other way around. They had the two songs while on Republic first, then DGC decieded to leave the songs out when they put it out.

    jusorkon December 19, 2005   Link
  • +1
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    if you're dumb enough to be offended by a song by the the bloodhound gang of all people, you desereve to be offended

    taxidermyjerkfaceon December 29, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Damn, this is some funny stuff.

    Although this song was taken off their second album due to Geffen records not liking it. So they put out their own vinal release with this one and the hidden track that was also taken off.

    Archfoeon May 07, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    The Bloodhound Gang has claimed another victim, KiwiQT4. Just keep in mind, they hate you too. :)

    ShesMyAlcatrazon October 02, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Are you talking to me? If so, I didn't say that I was offended anywhere.

    If you, on the other hand, are dumb enough to not realize that it is, believe it or not, reasonable for someone to find something offensive in a Bloodhound Gang song, and this one in particular, than you deserve to be an idiot.

    Either way, your argument doesn't make any sense. Try rereading what I said.

    jusorkon January 06, 2006   Link
  • 0
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    This song is about the struggle of aisan american.. who the fuck am i kidding. The only way you should be offended is if you are an asian with no sense of humor.

    Le Petit Mort777on September 02, 2006   Link
  • 0
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    This is the most funniest song from them, altho Ralph Wiggem is gonna be hard to top.

    poolhallXjunkieon September 12, 2006   Link
  • -2
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    this song is so fucked up. i've lost all respect for this band jus cuz of this one song

    KiwiQT4on August 27, 2002   Link

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