God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

A hilarious song, I used to sneak around listening to it when I was a little kid, hoping my parents wouldn't hear it.
A feel good song that makes you laugh, by a talented band.
In 2003, I suppose that is believable but thinking you in sneaking around the song.
In 2003, I suppose that is believable but thinking you in sneaking around the song.

umm, i wonder what this song could be about...... i just don't know.......
(sense the dripping sarcasm)
(drip)

I know what this song is about but my guitar teacher thinks it's about ballroom parties

It is a play on words. Your guitar teacher is right, but of course the words have double meanings.

I think its about his nuts.
@Brothergrims 4 real? I will have to replay it, didn't catch that inference. Of course, I have never been confused for a brainiac, but I don't consider myself slow either. So the bouncing balls are his nuts? Wow, that's weird, wacky stuff. I thought he was a point guard, those guys dribble the ball a lot. But you are saying it's not a ball? Are you sure?
@Brothergrims 4 real? I will have to replay it, didn't catch that inference. Of course, I have never been confused for a brainiac, but I don't consider myself slow either. So the bouncing balls are his nuts? Wow, that's weird, wacky stuff. I thought he was a point guard, those guys dribble the ball a lot. But you are saying it's not a ball? Are you sure?
Nuts is true. On the man, he has two "nipples" and two "balls" and this can be viewed that the song states that men have balls hanging out unprotected and two nipples unused. It is a profoundly deep statement. The "he" who has big nuts is that his creator was saying he is really brave.
Nuts is true. On the man, he has two "nipples" and two "balls" and this can be viewed that the song states that men have balls hanging out unprotected and two nipples unused. It is a profoundly deep statement. The "he" who has big nuts is that his creator was saying he is really brave.

Obviously, notice the word "cum" in the song is spelled the way it is. That aint a typo people.
@MSHSRocker also emphasised in the song too
@MSHSRocker also emphasised in the song too

Heh Man, no matter what, I love AC/DC!!!
@IllNeverKnowLove "no matter what"? What the bleep does that mean? Don't knock Bon Scott era acey/ducey man!
@IllNeverKnowLove "no matter what"? What the bleep does that mean? Don't knock Bon Scott era acey/ducey man!

Yeah, just a play on words. listen to it thinking about balls and again as ball room dancing.. you'll see they both fit.

yes exactly.. its a song with double meaning.. like your saying something and it sounds dirty but its not?!?!?!..... well, thats what this song is..King Nothing ur teacher is somewhat right.. if he/she wanted to be more correct he/she would of clarrified what me, allstar, damn dirty, and ferthuko stated..

It's a song about noticably large balls that when you near them, they start bouncing...just out of your reach.
starts holding own balls
What did you think I meant?
"Holding own balls" is to suggest you have balls. A kid I once knew about held is ball area and it turned out he was a girl in glasses who was acting. Evil. #falsehermaphrodite
"Holding own balls" is to suggest you have balls. A kid I once knew about held is ball area and it turned out he was a girl in glasses who was acting. Evil. #falsehermaphrodite