Classic love story true to his western tx roots. One of my favorites as a story, but I think there are alot of songs that are amazing not even listed on this site. I guess I should figure out how to add them, because I have about 8 REK cd's.
Some of them are hairy,
Some are of them are bald,
Some are kind of scary,
And this is what they're called
Vagina, Vagina, They call that thing Vagina
Some belong to virgins,
They're really tight and strong,
But big or small I love em all,
That's why I sing my song
Vagina, Vagina, They call that thing Vagina
Some of them are smelly,
Like clams and fish and such,
Some smell like a summer's eve,
Cuz they've been douched too much
Vagina, Vagina, They call that thing Vagina (repeat)
Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina in the morning
Some are of them are bald,
Some are kind of scary,
And this is what they're called
Vagina, Vagina, They call that thing Vagina
Some belong to virgins,
They're really tight and strong,
But big or small I love em all,
That's why I sing my song
Vagina, Vagina, They call that thing Vagina
Some of them are smelly,
Like clams and fish and such,
Some smell like a summer's eve,
Cuz they've been douched too much
Vagina, Vagina, They call that thing Vagina (repeat)
Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina in the morning
Lyrics submitted by TaffyNCK
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I think your first comment is closer to being accurate. The singer/song writers state "Millions of eyes can see, yet why am i so blind!? When the someone else is me, its unkind its unkind". I believe hes referring to the girl toying with him and using him. He wants something deeper with her, thats why he allows himself to be as a puppet (even though for her fun and games) as long as it makes her happy. But he knows deep down that she doesnt really want to be serious with him and thats what makes him.
omg...NO ONE commented on this?? this is one of the funniest songs i've ever heard- especially the guy's voice! i played it for my mom and she fell on the floor laughing. now she wants to play it for her gynocolegist lol
Hell yeah I haven't heard this song in such a long time. This song is the shit!!!
LOL I sang this on Karaoke today!
its not from bhg butt tom green
What about the other Vagina Song? I like that one better, but can't find lyrics...
this is funny.i like bg more after i hear their songs.i love the bad touch and foxtrot uniform charlie kilo!!
hah you played this song for your mom? mine wouldof killed me and said i was going to hell..
VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA
i love this song
i salute apacherosepeacock and his mom...tell me how gynocolegist goes
Ah,funniest thing ever.there's a lot of versions of this song from what i've seen O_O but i love BG,so i listen to this one :P
The song you're thinking of is Three Point One Four. If you downloaded it off limewire or something it'll probly be called The Vagina Song, cos people are stoopid ^_^