Tim Burton Hos
Awkward Kids Lyrics

I'm Lydia Dettz from fuckin' Bettlejuice
I'm a strange and unusual character, representing the title character of the movie Beetlejuice.

I'm strange and unusaul, what's your excuse?
I am unique and different, what's your reason for being so bland?

Tim Burton's favorite cuz I'm sixteen
Tim Burton likes younger women, and he considers me his favorite because of my age.

He likes his bitches young, take that Red Queen
He prefers young women and I'm one of them, and I'm throwing shade at the Red Queen character.

I can see the dead, I ain't scurred, please
I have the ability to see ghosts and spirits, and I'm not afraid of them.

Have my own Handbook for the Recently Deceased
I own a book that provides guidance to the recently dead on how to navigate the afterlife.

Where'd you get those threads, Sally?
Where did you get your clothes, Sally (a character from Nightmare Before Christmas)?

The local thrift store?
Did you find them at the thrift store?

Who do you think you are? Fuckin' Macklemore!
I'm insulting Sally, insinuating that she looks cheap like she shopped at a thrift store and telling her she's like the rapper Macklemore (known for his song about thrift shopping).

My suicidal thoughts will make you cream
My dark and depressive thoughts are very intense to the point of being sexually thrilling.

Bitch, look at me, I'm a goth boy's wet dream
I'm saying that I'm the epitome of the perfect dark and mysterious fantasy for a goth kid.

Been hangin' with some Sandworms
I've been spending time with the Sandworms, creatures from the movie Beetlejuice.

That's not a euphemsim
I'm stating that it's not a metaphorical expression; I've really been hanging out with the Sandworms.

And shakin' my senora straight up to the ceiling
I'm dancing the Senora (a Latin dance) and enjoying myself.

I'm alone, scratch that, I'm utterly alone
I'm saying that I'm alone, but then correcting myself and emphasizing that I'm extremely lonely.

But, who needs friends when you've got ghosts up in your home
I'm saying that I don't need human friends when I have spirits and otherworldly beings in my house.

Hey Burton, come here, you wanna let loose?
I'm addressing Tim Burton, asking if he wants to have some fun.

Gonna make you scream, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
I'm referencing the iconic line from the movie Beetlejuice, where repeating Beetlejuice's name three times summons him.

We're Tim Burton Hos
We're a group of women who love and embrace the dark and fantastical world of Tim Burton's movies.

If you wanna know
If you're curious about us and our love for Tim Burton.

Who Tim loves the most
Who Tim Burton favors and enjoys the most out of all his fans.

Better listen to our flow
You should pay attention to our music and our words.

Your worst fantasy
We represent the darkest and most twisted fantasies of our listeners.

Worse than LSD
We take things to another level, beyond what even LSD could offer.

We can guarantee
We promise that we will provide you with the ultimate experience.

Getting freaky in the sheets, like whoa
We're going to get kinky and wild in bed, like never before.

I'm Sally, your worst nightmare before Christmas
I'm introducing myself as Sally, a character from The Nightmare Before Christmas, and referencing the phrase 'nightmare before Christmas.'

Tim Burton's baby doll, so don't mess with this, bitch
I belong to Tim Burton and he adores me, so you better not mess with me.

I'm stitched together, hottest girl in the hood
I'm made of stitched-up pieces, yet I'm still the sexiest girl around.

Don't need plastic surgery when you look this good
I don't need any artificial enhancements to look attractive.

I'm shy and I'm meek, but this girl can flow
I may be timid and quiet, but I'm also a skilled rapper.

Quit braggin', you just another Beetlejuice ho
I'm telling Lydia to stop boasting because she's just another girl obsessed with Beetlejuice (a reference to the earlier line).

I once dated Jack, but he's just a schmuck
I'm saying that I used to date Jack Skellington (another Burton character), but he wasn't special.

He couldn't even keep his white bony dick up
I'm insinuating that Jack wasn't good in bed and that he couldn't maintain an erection due to his bony structure.

How ironic that a skeleton can't even bone
I'm making a pun on the word 'bone,' stating that it's ironic that a skeleton (who's made of bones) can't have sex.

So, now I'm with Burton, I sit on his throne
I'm saying that I'm now with Tim Burton and am in a position of power and influence (sitting on his throne).

That's right, Red Queen, you think your're so hard
I'm insulting the Red Queen character by saying that she thinks she's tough and intimidating.

I laugh at your busted-ass army of cards
I'm mocking the Red Queen's army of playing cards and saying that they're weak and helpless.

The truth is you're tweaking, you're just a young weakling
I'm saying that the Red Queen is actually quite vulnerable and inexperienced, despite her bravado.

Don't bother to knock when you hear our bed creaking
I'm implying that I'm having sex with Tim Burton, and we don't want anyone interrupting us.

Come down to the dark side, you don't have to fear it
I'm inviting others to embrace their dark side and enjoy it, without being afraid of it.

I'll give you a whiff of my true Christmas spirit
I'm saying that I'll show others my raw, unfiltered nature (and not just the sweet and innocent version of myself during Christmas).

Off with your heads! Here comes the Red Queen!
I'm making a reference to the Red Queen's catchphrase, which is to order someone's execution by saying 'off with their heads,' and announcing her arrival.

I'll make you go mad cuz this hoodrat is mean
I'm threatening that I'll make others mad (crazy) because I'm tough and take no crap from anyone.

I'm good at croquet and I go all the way
I'm saying that I'm skilled at the game of croquet, and that I'm willing to give my all in anything I do (not just in the game).

In real life I get to fuck Burton all day
I'm declaring that I'm having sex with Tim Burton and enjoying it all the time (not just in our fantasies).

You a buttaface, Sally, aned you look like shit
Lydia is insulting me by saying that I have a good body, but an ugly face.

And your tiny-ass head I could pop like a zit
She's also saying that my head is too small, and she could easily burst it like a pimple.

You no better, Lydia, just a teen with no tits
I'm calling Lydia out by saying that she's just a teenager with no breasts, and therefore not worth paying attention to.

You have no friends cuz you're a fuckin' idot
Lydia doesn't have any friends because she's unintelligent and not interesting enough to be around.

Johnny Depp and Tim Burton both love my sweet tarts
I'm saying that both Johnny Depp and Tim Burton find me attractive and desirable.

My favorite geometry shape is a heart
I'm saying that I'm a romantic at heart, and that love is important to me.

Obviously, ha, just look at my lips
I'm jokingly pointing out that my lips are attractive and desirable, emphasizing that I'm worth paying attention to.

Go ahead and bow down and start to worship
I'm telling others to acknowledge my beauty and worth, and to start admiring me.

Who's this Alice bitch, she come from the street?
I'm asking about the character Alice (from Alice in Wonderland) and insinuating that she's not good enough to be in our group.

I need a pig belly for my tired, achy feet
I'm referencing a line from the song 'Alice's Restaurant,' saying that I need some rest and relaxation for my feet.

Bring me my jabberwocky, no, not the dance crew
I'm asking for my pet Jabberwocky (a dragon-like creature from Alice in Wonderland), not the dance crew with the same name.

Off with your heads cuz I'm threw with you!
I'm declaring that I'm done with Lydia and Sally, and ordering their execution (just like the Red Queen does to her enemies).

Getting freaky in the sheets, like whoa
We're emphasizing that we're not just dark and twisted, but also sexual and adventurous in bed.