Bading Ang Dating
FrancisM Lyrics

Oy mga badush
Hey, my fellow gay friends

Pasa nyo 'to
Pass this song around

Si Kulas nag mamacho-machohan
Kulas is strutting while showing off his muscles

Ang tigas ng mukha
Kulas is trying to hide his insecurities with a tough demeanor

Pinipilit na umiwas sa lahat
He is trying to avoid people

Ang lakas ng loob mag asawa't bumukod
Despite his fear of rejection, Kulas is considering getting married and moving out

Ang galing kumanta lalo na't nakaluhod
Kulas loves to sing especially when he's feeling emotional

Lalo na kung in the mood puro sugat sa tuhod
Especially if he's in the mood, Kulas has many scars on his knees

Band aid ang katapat para di mahalata
Kulas covers his wounds with band-aids so that people won't notice

Para di mapahiya para di rin mag wala
This is to avoid embarrassment and to keep his self-esteem intact

Si misis pag narinig ang mga tsismis
Kulas' wife gets upset when she hears rumors about him

Tiyak patay si Kulas pag dating ng paglilitis
If he gets caught, Kulas is in big trouble

Kasi naman di makatiis ni Kulas
Kulas can't resist the temptation of handsome men

Sa twing dadaan ang mga pogi sa labas
Whenever good-looking men pass by outside

Ay manash mahilig syang mag curl ng eyelash
Sometimes, Kulas likes to curl his eyelashes for beauty purposes

Pag nagalit kilay nya'y nakataas
When he's angry, his eyebrows arch up

Pero kung masaya nagbabayad sya ng cash
But if he's happy, he likes to spend money

Pagkatapos nang encash magnanakaw ng lakas
After withdrawing money, Kulas sometimes spends it on things he shouldn't

Si Kulas mahilig talaga sa matigas
Kulas likes hard things

At pag nang lambot para syang minamanas
But when things are soft, he loves them just the same

Alas ng apa ni Kulas ay ahas
Kulas' weakness is a serpent's venom

Nakikikagat sa pulang mansanas
And he's attracted to red apples

Ang malas ni Kulas ng ang dila ay madulas
Kulas is unlucky when his tongue is slippery and he can't keep secrets

Kay misis nalasing katotohanan ay lumabas
Kulas' wife got drunk and accidentally revealed his secret

Pati si papa ay gusto na ring kumalas
Even Kulas' father wants to leave and move on

Sumama sa iba iniwanan si Kulas at lumayas (lumayas)
He left Kulas and joined someone else

Bakit kailangan mong mag watch out
Why should you be cautious

Kung ang dyowa mo ay badaf
If your partner is gay

Bading bading ang dating Litong-lito ka na sa mali at tama
Confused and unsure about what's right or wrong

Sino ba ang susundin si papa o si fafa
Whose advice should you follow? Your dad or your boyfriend?

Sugar papa my papa papa don't go preachin'
Sugar daddy, please don't preach to me

Ayaw pang aminin na sya ay pamintang durog
Kulas is in denial about his own brokenness

Sige lang kahit sunog nagpapakabusog
He keeps on living life recklessly despite the damage it causes

Sa talong at itlog na pula
He indulges in phallic-shaped foods such as eggplants and red eggs

Parang saging na sabang mataba
And fruits like bananas with plump curves

Na parang lakatan pagsinukat mo ang haba
He compares them to bananas with just the right size

O Kulas Kulas wala namang batas na huhuli sa isang katulad mong madulas mahirap kumalas di ka na makaalpas
Kulas, there's no law that could catch a slippery person like you, it's hard to escape

Kapag nahimas ni Kulas ang butong matigas
Whenever Kulas grips a hard bottle

Kutis ay flawless parang kay Rosanna Roces
His skin is flawless like the beautiful actress Rosanna Roces

Ben David naman ang dating ng kanyang boses
His voice sounds like Ben David's

Hoy Kulas sa aparador ay lumabas
Hey Kulas, come out of the closet

At iwanan mong nakabukas (naka bukas)
And leave it open

Wag ng itago kung berde ang inyong dugo
Don't hide your true colors

Ilabas nyo na baka kayo ay mabuko
Come out, lest you be caught

Sumali na sa federasyon
Join the federation

Ituloy lang ang ambisyon
Keep pursuing your dreams

Titibay yon pag matigas ang pondasyon
It will be stronger if the foundation is firm

Lumantad na para lahat ay masaya
Come out in the open for everyone to be happy

Di happy ending tuloy ang ligaya
There won't be a happy ending if you don't

Isa ka ng super sereyna
You're now a super queen

Ilabas nyo na ang iyong palda
Wear your skirt, show your femininity

Watch out! Watch out!
Be cautious!

Badaf, badaf
Gay, gay

Bading bading ang dating
It looks gay