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Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Suggested Track: The Bad Touch

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Haha, well now
We call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

(I'd appreciate your input)

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch X-Files

(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
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Bloodhound Gang Lyrics
Bloodhound Gang lyrics - 78 song lyrics sorted by album, including "The Bad Touch", "Fire Water Burn", "The Ballad Of Chasey Lain".
Genius Lyrics
Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch
Over a sample of Pet Shop Boys‘ “In the Night”, Jimmy Pop finds himself making a sensual appeal to women everywhere about the art of intercourse. This song later went on to define
Bloodhound Gang (Ft. Joey Fatone) – Uncool as Me
[Verse 1: Jimmy Pop & Joey Fatone] / I'm quite the sped, I never shred / Not cool (Not cool) / But my bros all call me Itch (With the silent "B") / But that spells "Bitch" (Fits
Bloodhound Gang – I Hope You Die
[Intro] / You must die! I alone am best! / [Verse 1] / I hope ya flip some guy the bird / He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve / In front of the Beatles' tour bus / A
Bloodhound Gang – Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
On “Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss” the Bloodhound Gang spoofs a lot of dance song cliches.
Bloodhound Gang – Pennsylvania
[Verse 1] / We are "Cop Rock" we are Screech / We are Z. Cavaricci / We are laser-removed / Tasmanian devil tattoos / We are third string we are puck / We are special people's club
Bloodhound Gang – Mama Say
I felt like shouting hurrah / It goes one two three when I'm kickin' funky lyrics lyrics / I'm bustin' up vocabulary I want you all to hear it hear it / I'm bustin' up the rhythm '
Bloodhound Gang (Ft. Vanilla Ice) – Boom
This song was on the Bloodhound Gangs second album, “One Fierce Beer Coaster.” The song is presented as a kind of rap battle between Rob “Vanilla Ice” Van Winkle and Jimmy Pop.
Bloodhound Gang – Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
The lead single off of 2005’s Hefty Fine is riddled with sexual innuendo. Even the song’s title uses the NATO phonetic alphabet to spell out the word ‘fuck’. The song’s lyrics
Bloodhound Gang – Along Comes Mary
“Along Comes Mary” was released as the lead single off of Hooray for Boobies. This song is actually a cover of The Association song “Along Comes Mary” from 1966. Bloodhound Gang
Bloodhound Gang – Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ on Me?
“Why’s Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?” was Bloodhound Gang’s third and final single from One Fierce Beer Coaster. It was a #7 hit in New Zealand and a minor hit in the Netherlands
Bloodhound Gang – Ralph Wiggum
Every line in the song is a direct quote from longtime running cartoon The Simpsons, centered around Ralph Wiggum, the dim-witted son of Chief Clancy Wiggum. In the liner notes
Bloodhound Gang – Mope
This song is about being bored, home alone with nothing better to do and doing random shit to pass the time.
Bloodhound Gang – Socially Awkward Penguin
[Vocals: Jimmy Pop] / What's the harm in going over just to say "Hello" / She is beautiful, you're a zombie from the Thriller video / Voice in my head, why do you sound like Billy
Bloodhound Gang – Weekend
Alright crew, it's weekend / Flat on your back like one, two, three / 'Pon the mic I'm the teacher / Spread my words like a preacher / Cut the crap, Get a slap / Drum'n'Bass's
Bloodhound Gang – Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
Jimmy Pop is sent by his girlfriend to kiss her nether regions, leading him to do a vivid\punny description of the experience.
Bloodhound Gang – Chew Toy
[Intro] / Woah uh oh, woah uh oh (oh oh oh) / Woah uh oh, woah uh oh (oh oh oh) / Woah uh oh, woah uh oh (oh oh oh) / Woah uh oh, woah uh oh (oh oh oh) / [Verse 1] / Can't buy love
Bloodhound Gang – Shut Up
[Verse 1] / I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy, heat me up and add oil / I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil / I get under your skin and I sebaceously form / I'm as
Bloodhound Gang – Yellow Fever
Jimmy professes his love towards Asian women. Unfortunately, he mixes up which Asian things belong to which Asian country. Because of the content of the lyrics, the song was
Bloodhound Gang – Fire Water Burn
Bloodhound Gang’s first hit, featuring Jimmy Pop introducing himself despite the roof, the roof, the roof being on fire.
Bloodhound Gang – Going Nowhere Slow
Got the mic in my hand but can I make you understand / That a-hole bands have a-hole fans? / Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame / Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it'
Bloodhound Gang – Take the Long Way Home
[Break] / May I have your attention please? / May I have your attention please? / [Verse 1] / Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"? / He says live life at Benny Hill freak out
Bloodhound Gang – I'm the Least You Could Do
It always sucks refolding the kind of map needed / When I get stuck where the sun don't shine; the fact is / If i just shut, up my rubber stamp could flag you as dumb / It ain't
Bloodhound Gang – One Way
Ein. Zwei. Drei / Jimmy Pop's not a pooper not a pauper but a popper / And I got more pop than Orville Redenbacher / And I got more gravy than the whole Gravy Train / When I'm
Bloodhound Gang – Three Point One Four
[Verse 1] / My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be / Most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me / Lefty? Yeah, but that was alright / She was hotter than the
Bloodhound Gang – The Choice Is Yours
[Intro] / You can get with this or you can get with that / You can get with this or you can get with that / You can get with this or you can get with that / I think you'll get with
Bloodhound Gang – Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
"Yeah, well I sing like an amputee though." / "Why? " / "'Cause can't hold a note, can't carry a tune." / Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeely / I've brought you a letter Speedy
Bloodhound Gang – The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope
[Spoken Intro] / A is for "Apple" / B is for "Balloons" / C is for "Crayons" / D is for "Drum" / [Break] / Like my scrotum, here it is in a nutshell / [Verse 1] / One thousand nine
Bloodhound Gang – It's Tricky
This beat is my recital / I think it's very vital / To rock a rhyme / That's right on time / It's tricky tricky yo here we go / It's tricky to rock a rhyme / To rock a rhyme that's
Bloodhound Gang – No Hard Feelings
The final track on their 2005 effort, Hefty Fine “No Hard Feelings” has a distinctive electronic vibe to it, partially due to Jimmy’s fascination with electronica while overseas
Bloodhound Gang – Asleep at the Wheel
Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous / Break curfew new trip ensues / You never know Bloodhounds just go / Pack backpack up for down the road / No change of clothes but change for
Bloodhound Gang – R.S.V.P.
[Talking] / Uhh, that was creepy / I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own ass / Or scour my boobies off with a rusty S O S pad / Or hump a piece of splintered balsa
Bloodhound Gang – Yummy Down on This
[Hook] / Yummy down yummy down on this down / Yummy down yummy down on this down / Yummy down yummy down on this down / Yummy down yummy down on this down / [Verse 1] / Ouch it
Bloodhound Gang – Strictly for the Tardcore (Skit)
[Jimmy Pop] / Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records / Well me too, so fuck Will Smith! / [DJ Q-Ball] / That don't rhyme / [Jimmy Pop] / Drats / [Laughs]
Bloodhound Gang – Jackass
Jackass / I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight / Obi-Wan meets Dolemite / Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour / These aren't the whores you're looking for / Jackass / If the
Bloodhound Gang – You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
[Verse One] / One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission / To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin' / Kayjees on the Hi-Fi and the keg was bottomless / Until we
Bloodhound Gang – Magna Cum Nada
Why try? I'm that guy / Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" / Put away cause he wasn't all there / Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare / Me to him not a liver but wurst
Bloodhound Gang – Altogether Ooky
The title of this song is a reference to a line from the Addams Family theme song.
Bloodhound Gang (Ft. Ville Valo) – Something Diabolical
Eventide rise for ritual / With the thrill of a kill vengefully the engine will / Roar forth steer the dead leave forced / Driven by fear shift gears veer towards / The foolishly
Bloodhound Gang – I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks by The Bloodhound Gang
[Intro] / (Mmm, if your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the poo-poo platter) / [Verse 1] / My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class / Later in the afternoon
Bloodhound Gang – Rang Dang
So set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feelin' / Got your head a pumpin' a back and forth until it hits the ceilin' / Now I'm wheelin' dealin' stealin' Johnny's apple
Bloodhound Gang – Go Down
Step back 'cause the bass is fuzzin' / Bloodhound gang bangs more than The Dirty Dozen / Alley Oop here comes the slam I know where I stand / I'm feelin' like Anthrax 'cause you
Bloodhound Gang – Legend in My Spare Time
Ashes to ashes and funks to funky / Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky / And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe / Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy / Cause I'm
Bloodhound Gang – Hidden Track
[Bloodhound Gang & Rich Balling] / -Like, it's like: / (Scats the melody to "Take the Long Way Home") / Heh-heh, whoa! / (Trombone warms up, band continues scatting) / -I think
Bloodhound Gang – American Bitches
“American Bitches” is Bloodhound Gang’s explain of why terrorists blow themselves up… they never had a chance with american females! The song was released as the second single
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Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch Lyrics
Bloodhound Gang "The Bad Touch": Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differen...
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One Fierce Beer Coaster by Bloodhound Gang
The album was originally issued on indie label Republic Records in December 1996, but was latter reissued the following year by Geffen. Two tracks were deleted in the transition
Hefty Fine by Bloodhound Gang
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