Lyrics
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see
So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten
Please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y'all
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeah
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump
People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits"
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy lady
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybody
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uh
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let a little of that bass groove right here
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
Oh, yeah
Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do, check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy, whack, funky
People say, "You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty"
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
You got it down when you appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Jig around, shakin' ya rump
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
(Oh, do me, baby) everybody, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy lady
Do the Humpty Hump (uh), do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we're doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Uh, watch me do the Humpty Hump, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Check it out (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Black people
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Come on, white people
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Puerto Ricans
Do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump (do the, do the Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Samoans
Do the Humpty Hump, do the, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah
Let's get stupid
(Gimme me the music) uh
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
Everybody do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Uh, gi-gimme me the music
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump)
Oh, yeah, gon' and break it down (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, sexy lady (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
And to the ladies
Peace and humptiness forever
(Oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Full Lyrics and Meaning
Genius Artists
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Digital Underground
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Digital Underground was an alternative hip-hop group from Oakland, California. Their personnel changed and rotated with each album and tour.
Digital Underground’s leader and
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AZ Artists
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Digital Underground Lyrics
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Digital Underground lyrics - 81 song lyrics sorted by album, including "The Humpty Dance", "Doowutchyalike", "The DFLO Shuttle".
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Genius Lyrics
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Digital Underground – Doowutchyalike
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This high-spirited ode to doing what you like features some classic instructions about what to do if your toenails “look like onions” (hint: seek medical attention). Also notable
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Digital Underground (Ft. 2Pac) – Same Song
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This song was one of the singles off of This is an EP Release. This song was featured in the 1991 film Nothing but Trouble. This song is also most famously noted for being 2Pac’s
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Digital Underground – The Humpty Dance
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D.U. creates a witty parody of the hip-hop dance number that, despite (or because of) its satirical bent, has become a classic of the genre. And please, pronounce the man’s name
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Digital Underground – Heartbeat Props
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In this song DU is basically saying that we spend TOO MUCH time honoring our fallen black leaders instead of taking more time to show love and support to the ones who are still
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Digital Underground (Ft. 2Pac) – Wussup Wit' the Love
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[Hook] / Wussup wit' the love, wussup wit' the love? / Wussup wit' the love, wussup wit' the love? / [Verse 1: Money-B] / Now, men want racism, black folks in prison, me bar / What
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Digital Underground – Sex Packets
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One of the gems from the 1990 album “Sex Packets” by Digital Underground, probably one of the chillest songs of all time as well…
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Digital Underground (Ft. Truck Turner) – The Gravy
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[Intro: Truck Turner, Humpty Hump] / Mhm / Yeah, D.U / Truck Turner / BDP / Why? / Yeah / Humpty Humpty bout to put his thing thing down / BDP in tha house, wassup? / Truck T in
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Digital Underground (Ft. Big Pun & Whateva) – The Mission
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Black Sheep Five, this is Red Dog One, come back / [S.G.] This is Black Sheep, copy / State your position / [S.G.] Well I'm in zone three but it's lookin pretty dry out here / [S.G
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Digital Underground (Ft. Blocko, D-Love, The God Rakiem, Mac Mone, Mastermind (Producer), MC Clever, OB, Omar (UK), Shassiah, Stretch & Too Fly Eli) – Family of the Underground
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[2pac] / Aight / [Treach] / Yo, 2pac! Fuck’s up?! / [2pac] / What’s up, Treach, nigga / [Treach] / What’s up, there’s a whole BUNCH of y’all just like the Flavour Unit, what’s up
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Digital Underground – Kiss You Back
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[Intro: Digital Underground, Shock G & Money-B] / Alright, let's go / Shimmy, shimmy cocoa pop / Yeah, shimmy, shimmy cocoa pop / Shimmy, shimmy cocoa pop / Shimmy, shimmy cocoa
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Digital Underground – Freaks of the Industry
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Well, we're the freaks of the industry / My man, Money B, Oh my mellow, Shock G / The freaks of the industry / And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G / Well they say that
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Digital Underground – Rhymin' on the Funk
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[Chorus] / S-H-I-N-I-N on the funk / And listen to the emcees rhymin' on the funk / We solemnly swear to never bust a style that's bunk / So listen to the way that we're rhyming on
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Digital Underground – Underwater Rimes
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We'd like to ask now that all passengers please hold your breath / As we take you through an underwater hip hop extravaganza / We're now desending, we're two hundred fathoms and
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Digital Underground (Ft. Luniz) – We Got More
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[Verse 1: Shock G] / Grammy's, Emmy's that means nothin' to me / But when they rock us in the streets we say "Ooo-we" / You see the freak in the beat, she do me / I hit that Mitty-
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Digital Underground – The Return of the Crazy One
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[Intro] / Okay, buddy, start playing / One, two, buckle my shoe / Scooby-Doo, Humpty what you gonna do? / [Verse 1] / Lick, lick, let me lick, smell, let me smell the flavor / And
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Digital Underground – Hip Hop Doll
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* this song is on the cassette but not the CD / Pump pump, de pump, pump it up y'all, we're talkin 'bout a hip hop doll / [Intro: Shock G as Humpty Hump] / Babe when you feel me
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Digital Underground – Wheee!
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[Shock G] / Ridin' in a drop top 'Vette doing ninety / Front seat fresh ho, no five-oh, behind me / I know where it's a fat house party, so yo bust the def left / Rich baby's
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Digital Underground – Oregano Flow
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A little high belongs to you / - Yeah, getting high off the soup, (drink it up) / A little high belongs to me / - Top Ramen's how we're coming with the loop, (sip it down) / A
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Digital Underground – Digital Lover
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[Digital Underground] / You need a digital lover [x7] / [Humpty-Hump] / You need a biblical brother / [Digital Underground] / You need a digital lover [x6] / [Clee] / You need a
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Digital Underground – The Danger Zone
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[Intro] / Man, somebody comin', man, hurry up, put the pipe down, shh, be quiet / [Chorus: Shock G] / Enter a new dimension / Can't you feel the tension? / Ever heard the word "
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Digital Underground – No Nose Job
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[Intro: Dr. Cook] / Ruth, send in the next patient / [Chorus] / Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job / Said dodio-doe, no nose job (Because I'm smarter than that) / Dodio-doe, there'
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Digital Underground – Underwater Rimes (Remix)
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[We'd like to ask now that all passengers please hold / Their breath, as we take you through an underwater hip hop extravaganza / Now last night, underwater, I saw a French mermaid
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Digital Underground (Ft. 2Pac) – The D-Flo Shuttle
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[Intro: Shock G] / Yes, people it's time to take the train / To another place of positive elevated experience / And existence, for this is a journey / To a place where only the
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Digital Underground – Want It All
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[Shock G] / I wanna go up downtown get around town / Out of town for about a month overnight / While the sun's shining bright / In the middle of the warm cold freezing hot night
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Digital Underground (Ft. Biz Markie) – The Odd Couple
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(Humpty Hump) / Good googily goo / Look what the cat dragged in / The mack's back in, we snap crackin / We got the jokes for you / Uh, look who the Hump bumped into / The old one-
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Digital Underground (Ft. George Clinton) – Sons of the P
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[George Clinton] / So you've come from a long ways to go / Endowed with the flow and the destinies to grow / Into what you've come to be, the sons of the P / As it is so shall it
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Digital Underground – Gutfest '89
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Ok, we're on the air live from Lake Merritt in Oakland, California / We'll have exclusive coverage of Gutfest '89 / I'm Ted Casey, and we're gonna go down live right now with Bill
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Digital Underground – Man's Girl
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[Intro] / If you can't take me home with you / Then a lap dance will have to do / (Anybody got change for a twenty?) / If you can't take me home with you / Then a lap dance will
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Digital Underground – Street Scene
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[Packet man] / Packets, man, what's up? / [Customer] / What do you got? / [Packet man] / Sex packets, brother. You need anything? / [Customer] / What you got? / [Packet man] / Let
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Digital Underground – Shake & Bake
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[Humpty-Hump] / Right now, I'm about to shake and bake (kick it) / Shake and bake / [Verse 1] / Once again we're taking over / The D-flow pimp rovers / The one who bent your summer
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Digital Underground – Good Thing We're Rappin
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After not cussing for the whole entire album, some may wonder why there was a parental advisory sticker on “Sons of the P”. Well, here is why. “It’s a Good Thing We’re Rappin
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Digital Underground – Same Song (Live)
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[Money B] / Yo! Bay Area if you with me then make some motherfucking nooise! / I said make some motherfucking noise! Well, check this out.. / Digital Underground is about to take
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Digital Underground (Ft. Saafir) – Bran Nu Swetta
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It's not the weather, to wear no sweater.. / [Hook] / Sometimes she changed like the weather / But no one loved me better / I'll never ever forget her / My brand new sweater
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Digital Underground – Packet Man
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[Shock G; Humpty Hump] / Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets today? / Yo, B, don't be pullin' on my jacket, ok? / Cool, just trying to get your attention / So you
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Digital Underground – Wind Me Up
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[Intro: Humpty-Hump] / Welcome to the Blue Diamond, y'all / Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be your host / Edward Ellington 'Humpty-Hump' Humphreys III / And we going to get it started
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Digital Underground – Nuttin' Nis Funky
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*Schmoove sings for a bit* / [Shock G] / Yeahhh, well we're back with another one / Comin hard and got suckers on the run / You say, "You guys are known for havin' fun" / Yeah well
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Digital Underground – Tales of the Funky
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Funk is my mother, George is my father / Obsessed with creating another author / Now I remember back when everything was On the One / (Nah, they couldn't get none) / Let me take
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Digital Underground – Flowin’ on the D-Line
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[Shock G] / Now this trip's to let you know the Underground can flow / We'll go toe-to-toe with any bro that wants to go / But those who go need to know that we're an elite fleet
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Digital Underground – Future Rhythm
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Hit em with the rhythm of the future x4 / [Krazy Horse/Shock G] / (In the future) It's gonna be a rhythm divine / A paradise peace of mind vibe for every kind / Text to the sexless
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Digital Underground – Body-Hats (Part Three)
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[Shock G] / Cheese, put some cheese / Between your knees / A fat can of pinto beans / Cabbage and greens and rice / That's why cats chase mice / Shrimp-fried rice falafel / Roscoe'
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Digital Underground (Ft. Saafir) – Doo Woo You
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[Hook: Shock G] / Don't be afraid to let a brother funk with you / Would you let a nucka doo woo you (x3) / Don't be afraid to let a brother funk with you / Yeah, would you let me
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Digital Underground (Ft. Black Spooks) – Fool Get a Clue
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Yo wake up it's the D crew up in here with the Black Spooks / And we bout to drop it on y'all...y'all best get a clue / Fool get a clue, get a clue, get a clue / Now everybody
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Digital Underground (Ft. Peanut Hakeem) – Greenlight
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[Shock G] / Ladies say ‘hey’, brothers say ‘ho’, go! / [Ladies] / HEEEEY! / [Shock G] / Ladies say ‘hey’, brothers say ‘ho’, go! / [Brothers] / HOOOO! / [Peanut Hakeem Anafu
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Digital Underground (Ft. 2Pac) – Wussup Wit’ the Luv (Single Version)
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[Chorus] / Wussup wit' the love, wussup wit' the love? / Wussup wit' the love, wussup wit' the love? / [Verse 1: Money B] / Now, me don't want racism, Black folks in prison, me bar
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