Genius Lyrics
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Kinky Friedman – They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore
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Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt / Was a-guzzlin' Lone Star beer / Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear / "They oughta send you back to Russia, boy
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Kinky Friedman – Homo Erectus
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Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus / I left Barber College / Searchin' for knowledge / Went to the university / I must confess, Sir / This lady professor / She turned me on to
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Kinky Friedman – The Tramp On The Street
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(grady cole & hazel cole, kinky friedman) / Only a tramp was lazarus' sad fate / He who lay down by the rich man' s gate / He begged for some crumbs from the rich man to eat / He
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Kinky Friedman – I Love You When It Rains
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I see a little dragon on the sea and in the sky / I see her lookin' at me from the corner of her eye / She was breathing fire and passion into a world that's bound to die / I see a
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Kinky Friedman – Ride 'em Jewboy
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(Kinky Friedman) / Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh / Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh / Ride, ride ‘em Jewboy / Ride ‘em all around the old corral / Oh, I'm, I'm with you boy / If I've got to ride
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Kinky Friedman – Highway Cafe
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(kinky friedman) / She was only a waitress in a highway café / Poured coffee from dusk until dawn / But she was heart broken twenty-four hours a day / For she longed for her
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Kinky Friedman – Autograph
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(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red) / Ain't you the golden boy / Of the silver screen / Your mother's pride and joy / The promoter's dream / No time for autographs / Or sailin' boats or
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Kinky Friedman – Dear Abbie
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(Kinky Friedman) / From a friend of yours in Texas / Who's had a little trouble finding love / I'm considered quite attractive / And I've always been quite active at the club / But
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Kinky Friedman – Rapid City, South Dakota
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Kinky Friedman - Rapid City, South Dakota / Just a ragged kid in overalls, he thumbed a ride one day / He told me, "Anywhere you're going's on my way." / But as we passed by Big Al
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Kinky Friedman – Kinky
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(Ronnie Hawkins) / I had me a wearied dream, seen me a wearied scene / When I seen what I saw, couldn't sit still / Nero was kissing on Buffalo Bill / Let it roll, let it roll, let
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Kinky Friedman – People Who Read People Magazine
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(kinky friedman) / Well, I'm here to say I got turned away from studio 54 / Back to neon lights and lonely nights and saw-dust on the floor / And if she ever loved me, she don't
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Kinky Friedman – Sold American
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(Kinky Friedman) / Faded jaded falling cowboy star / Pawnshops itching for your old guitar / Where you're going, God only knows / The sequins have fallen from your clothes / Once
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Kinky Friedman – The Ballad of Charles Whitman
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“The Ballad of Charles Whitman” tells the story of August 1, 1966, when Charles Whitman climbed up the University of Texas Tower and began shooting at anyone he could see below.
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Kinky Friedman – Silver Eagle Express
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(Kinky Friedman, Roger Friedman) / And I'd ride the Silver Eagle to the last town on the line / Railroad ties are not my friend the only ties that bind / Just watch the troubled
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Kinky Friedman – We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You
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Kinky Friedman - We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You / While traveling through the Lone Star State / I lost my lunch before I ate / It happened in a pull-ahead café
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Kinky Friedman – Top Ten Commandments
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(Kinky Friedman) / Walking on the ragged streets of time / A man is asking if there is a dime / Someone can spare / No one pays him any mind / But surely someone sees him there a-
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Kinky Friedman – Men's Room, L.A.
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(buck fowler) / I saw a picture yesterday / In a men's room near l.a / Lying on the floor beside the throne / Had I not recognized the cross / I might have failed to know the boss
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Kinky Friedman – Nashville Casualty & Life
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(Kinky Friedman) / In faded gabardine he used to stand / Down by the Union Station with that ol' hat in his hand / A banjo-pickin' devil, a singin' rag-time saint / The young folks
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Kinky Friedman – Waitret, Please, Waitret
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(kinky friedman, major boles, roscoe west) / Well, i pulled into dallat on a cold december day / Bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon café / Spied me a pretty young
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Kinky Friedman – Carrying the Torch
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(Kinky Friedman) / Did I hear you say you wished that you could leave her ? / Has some foolish disagreement made you blind ? / If you traveled round this world, you wouldn't find
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Kinky Friedman – Twinkle
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(Kinky Friedman) / Oh, I didn't write this song for fortunes made of money / I only came along just to sing it to you, honey / I've dreamed around the bend, I've looked behind the
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Kinky Friedman – Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
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Kinky Friedman - Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver / She climbed the stairs that mornin' / Found him rather pale / His eyes they were the color / Of half-drunk ginger ale / Faithful
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Kinky Friedman – Miss Nickelodeon
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(Jay Wise) / Kinda like an Indian beatin' on his mandolin / Lucky Paul and his Asian friend / Smilin' back from the place they're in / Hero's mother hides in Austin waitin' for a
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Kinky Friedman – When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
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(kinky friedman & jeff shelby) / When I find myself alone in my house and in my head / And I blow the candles out and I take myself to bed / And I'm old enough to realize, ah
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Kinky Friedman – Highway Cafe
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(kinky friedman) / She was only a waitress in a highway café / Poured coffee from dusk until dawn / But she was heart broken twenty-four hours a day / For she longed for her
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Kinky Friedman – Ballad Of Ira Hayes
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(Peter LaFarge) / Gather round me people and a story I will tell / ‘Bout a brave young Indian lad, you should remember well / From a tribe of Pima Indians, a proud and peaceful
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Kinky Friedman – Shield of Abraham
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Jacob climbed the ladder, climbed it to the sky / Said, "People, what's the matter ? / Heaven ain't so high / People, Heaven ain't so high / When you got the shield / You got the
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Kinky Friedman – Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
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(Kinky Friedman, Roger Friedman, Panama Red) / Mama, baby, mama, let me jump in your pajamas, hey! / Mama, baby, mama, ooh, you're getting warmer, hey! / Mama, baby, kiss me, mama
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Kinky Friedman – Schwinn Twenty-Four
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(Kinky Friedman, Shawn Siegal) / Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! / Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da / Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da / Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da / Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-
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Kinky Friedman – Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
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(kinky friedman) / You uppity women I don't understand / Why you gotta go and try to act like a man / But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink / You'd better occupy the
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Kinky Friedman – Flyin' Down The Freeway
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(Kinky Friedman) / Well, it's retro rocket time inside my attic / I'm all wrapped up in the flag to keep me warm / Got my brain locked in the cruise-o-matic / Rollin' Ronnie Reagan
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Kinky Friedman – Father Let Thy Blessings
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(Traditional) / Father, let Thy blessings / Touch us and remain / Guiding all our actions / Till we meet again / Father, keep us loving / Brave and true and free / Kind to every
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Kinky Friedman – Rock And Roll Across The USA
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(Kinky Friedman, Panama Red) / Jesus said to Pilate, "Remember the Golden Rule: / Love thy neighbor, don't you step on my blue suede shoes." / Pilate, he said to Jesus, "Hey, you
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Kinky Friedman – Ol' Ben Lucas
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Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus / Comin' right out of his nose / He pick and pick till it made you sick / But back again it grows / Well, ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus / Comin
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Kinky Friedman – Amelia Earhart's Last Flight
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Just a ship out on the ocean, a speck against the sky / Amelia earhart flying that sad day; / With her partner, captain noonan, on the second of july / Her plane fell in the ocean
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Kinky Friedman – Popeye The Sailor Man
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(kinky friedman & panama red) / My heart is on my sleeve / Do you still believe ? / Are you listenin' to the tide roll in, watchin' ships at sea ? / When I come sailin' home again
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Kinky Friedman – Lover Please
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(Billy Swan) / Lover please, please come back / Don't take that train goin' down the track / Don't please don't, don't leave me / Don't you leave me here in misery / You would
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Kinky Friedman – Skatin' On Thin Ice
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(kinky friedman) / They say that even jesus hates a loser / And when you die you go to hockey hell / And when your soul gets sent down / There'll be the devil skatin' round / And
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Kinky Friedman – The Gospel Accordin' To John
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(kinky friedman, roger friedman) / He was just an old-time preacher on the ol' time radio / But they never learn to listen till they lived enough to know / I used to walk out on
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Kinky Friedman – Catfish
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Kinky Friedman - Catfish / Lazy stadium night / Catfish on the mound / "Strike three," the umpire said / Batter have to go back and sit down / Catfish, million dollar man / Nobody
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Kinky Friedman – The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park
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(Kinky Friedman, Van Dyke Parks) / An L.A. Coke-dealer, a Georgia faith-healer / A boy scout and a junked-out Joan Of Arc / And they've all come together through life's stormy
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Kinky Friedman – Western Union Wire
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Kinky Friedman - Western Union Wire / From a cheap hotel in Dallas / On a cold December day / A telegram was traveling on its way / LiKe a sad old song from somewhere / In the
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Kinky Friedman – Bananas And Cream
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(Kinky Friedman) / Well, a long time ago in old Tokyo / By the softly flowing stream / I left her there with the stars in her hair / On the other side of a dream / Well, I traveled
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Kinky Friedman – Lady Yesterday
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(Kinky Friedman) / If I made a wish for every sacred star / Falling just outside of Heaven's window / If I had the songs from David's old guitar / And the dreams I've left behind
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Kinky Friedman – Twirl
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(kinky friedman) / Just a small-town girl / Till you learned to twirl / Then you set the world on fire / Like a drive-in cinderella / In a chevy named desire / So leave your teddy-
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