 Genius Lyrics
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Steel Panther – Fuck 2020
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Yeah! / Stupid fucking dude out in Wuhan ate a fucking bat / Didn't wash his hands and gave the plague to the rest of the planet / If you didn't have time to fry the damn thing
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Steel Panther – Just Like Tiger Woods
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Song by America parody hair metal band Steel Panther. This song appears on the band’s second album Balls Out (2011) and it is about the 2009 scandal surrounding the philandering
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Steel Panther – Fantasy
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City nights, summer breeze makes you feel alright / Neon lights shining brightly make your brain ignite / See the girls with the dresses so tight / Give you love if the price is
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Steel Panther – Handicapped Slut
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She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes / Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed / I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair / As people laugh and walk
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Steel Panther – Why Can't You Trust Me
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I want you to know one thing / You ain't getting an engagement ring, yeah / So if you want to keep being with me / Oh, you've got to give me just a little, little more space / Stop
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Steel Panther – Wasted Too Much Time
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[Verse 1] / You really want me to be some other guy / But I can't even try, cause that guy's a lie / And when I try to be him, I just wanna cry / So that guy should die, that
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Steel Panther – Pussy Ain't Free
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[Verse 1] / Don't need a certified public acountant / To run the numbers on my dick and balls / Don't need to look at every Amex statement / Already know I'm getting charged for
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Steel Panther – People Are Stoopid
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I'm hung like a horse but I don't eat hay / Suckin one dick doesn't make you gay / That's what all the boys in prison say / Suck it white boy, suck it white boy, suck it / Bein
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Steel Panther – Friends with Benefits
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You get 35 dollars / I get to slap you with my dick / You get dinner at Spago’s / I get to cum inside your ass / Friends with Benefits / Friends with Benefits / You get to drive my
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Steel Panther – Community Property
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Song by American Hair Metal parody band Steel Panther from their 2009 album Feel the Steel. The song is a parody of the acoustic “power ballad” songs that are widely associated
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Steel Panther – Tomorrow Night
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The food will be great / And the drinks will be free / And all the sexy girls will wanna party with me / The weed will be toked / And Colombian coke / Will be snorted off some
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Steel Panther – Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)
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I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar / I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car / She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's / She had
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Steel Panther – One Pump Chump
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[Verse 1] / One pump I blew my load / One pump and I hit the road / One pump you didn't get your clothes off / One pump and now you have to hose off / One pump was all it took
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Steel Panther – Teleporter
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[Verse 1] / Hanging out on a double date / With my two friends Skeeter G and Sherry / And their barely legal cousin Molly May / Don't you know that girl is fucking cherry / [Pre-
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Steel Panther – Gloryhole
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[Verse 1] / There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance / There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls / But you never really know who's sucking on the
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Steel Panther – On Your Instagram
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[Verse 1] / I fell in love with an angel / Staring at me through my phone / Not a blemish on your beautiful face / Your skin was perfectly toned / Like Michael Angelo had nothing
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Steel Panther – All That and More
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[Verse 1] / If you're the earth and it's the sun / If we're in the Matrix then it’s the one / It'll clean your house and mow your lawn / It'll go to the market when the milk is
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Steel Panther – Pornstar
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[Verse 1] / I look at you on the Peloton / That I gave you Christmas day / Those perfect legs just motoring / Keeping cellulite away / I'll never introduce you to my friends / But
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Steel Panther – Sleeping on the Rollaway
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[Verse 1] / My baby caught me paying for an only fans / Flirting with a girl I believe was trans / Told me I should find another place to stay / There really wasn't much to say
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Steel Panther (Ft. Dweezil Zappa) – Is My Dick Enough
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[Verse 1] / I can tell that something's missing when I look in your eyes / When I'm pushing up into you in between your thighs / Baby, don't tell me everything's great / I'm a
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Steel Panther – Put My Money Where Your Mouth Is
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[Intro] / Ow / Oh, let's go / [Verse 1] / The ladies say I've got a roll of dimes / All I know is it's a real good time / Not enough to make you rich / But it'll help you scratch
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Steel Panther – Asian Hooker
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[Verse 1] / I'm in Tokyo / I'm looking for a ho / I tried to score some blow / But I don't speak Japanese, no / Find a geisha girl / I take her for a whirl / Wrap her tuna roll on
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Steel Panther – Bukkake Tears
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You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom / You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom / So I called some of the boys and I set it up / How was I
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Steel Panther – Panama
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Oh yeah! / Uh-huh! / Jump back, what's that sound? / Here she comes, full blast and top down / Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue / Model citizen, zero discipline / Don't you know
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Steel Panther (Ft. M. Shadows) – Turn Out the Lights
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So you're big and kinda hairy / Like a monkey at the zoo / I don't care if you're a monkey / With an ass that's red and blue / Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style / The way
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Steel Panther (Ft. Chad Kroeger & Nuno Bettencourt) – It Won't Suck Itself
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[Intro: Steel Panther] / Woah / Let's go / Listen up / [Verse 1: Steel Panther] / Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego zoo / We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up
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Steel Panther – Magical Vagina
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[Verse 1] / Your pussy, it casts a hex / All that I can do is think about sex / And the things I wanna be doing / To your holes when we are screwing / When you're below and I'm up
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Steel Panther – Weenie Ride
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I want to tell you 'bout something fun / So I wrote you this song / If you've ever been to Disneyland / You know the lines can be real long / But I got a ride that the bitches love
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Steel Panther – Party Like Tomorrow Is the End of the World
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Have sex (yeah!) / With every female of the species you see / The end is near (yeah!) / So don't you worry about the HIV / Get drunk (yeah!) / Till you puke all over the floor / We
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Steel Panther – B.V.S.
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Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease / Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please / If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do / It's
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Steel Panther – Ain't Dead Yet
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[Verse 1] / I'm a little worse for wear / And I'm losing all my hair / And my six pack became a keg / But the girls don't seem to care / Can't shoot the jizz no more / It just
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Steel Panther – I Want Pussy
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I like it hot, I like it young / I like it wrapped around my tongue / I like it shaved, I like it clean / Show all the Gs, if you know what I mean / I wanna hit it, I wanna tap it
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Steel Panther – Let me come in
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Sleeping on a park bench, in chilly October / Currently homeless from a recent foreclosure / I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes / I got no money but you tell me
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Steel Panther (Ft. Robin Zander) – She's Tight
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When I'm down I make a call / Got the number written on the wall / First it's busy then I try again / Oh, who's she talking to, could it be him? / I got the number and it starts to
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Steel Panther – Goin' in the Backdoor
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[Verse 1] / Frontdoor's locked, locked up tight / Try to get in with all my might / [Chorus 1] / Goin' in the Backdoor / Getting in no matter what / Goin' in the Backdoor / A
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