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Wheatus – Teenage Dirtbag
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“Teenage Dirtbag” is the signature song by Wheatus, released as the band’s debut single in July 2000. It has been featured in many movies and TV shows, and is known for its
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Wheatus – Lemonade
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[Verse 1] / Just tell me his name / Just tell me you didn't get laid on our bedroom / And was it the same? / Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine / Do you remember the way
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Wheatus – Christmas Dirtbag
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[Verse 1] / First night of Noel / Asleep with the fire burning / Jingling bells / And sugarplum fairies turning / But I don't see / Any presents for me / Does Santa Claus know who
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Wheatus – Leroy
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[Verse 1] / He's got the dirtiest shoes that I ever seen / Chew on a blunt wipe his butt with a magazine / Smokin' his crack wash it down with gasoline / Still he push the button
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Wheatus – Mope
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[Verse 1] / Feel I've wrapped a web around myself / I feel like only hope is on the shelf / This existential vacuum is my bedroom / Like that is where I'll sit and watch the clouds
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Wheatus – Sunshine
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[Verse 1] / When I look at your face I see dirt / All the sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt / And I don't really mind if I'm nothin' in your eyes / It's no surprise to me
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Wheatus – Fourteen
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Josephine dont be mean I wasn't trying to- / Josephine dont be mean I wasn't trying to- / You will bear the scars of this dark time forever / You will hear that survival is some
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Wheatus – Wannabe Gangstar
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[Verse 1] / I am a wannabe / You'd better be careful around me / I come from far away / Where Mustang dreams are made / And we are fashioned in the image of the dons / Who have
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Wheatus – Truffles
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[Verse 1] / You, you think yer such a bad ass / You think yer such a rough neck / Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio / I think it's really sad though
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Wheatus – Punk Ass Bitch
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[Verse 1] / She wriggles and she wraggles / She jiggles and she jaggles / You stand and watch her pass by / Your line of vision ass-eye / You think that cause she smiles / That you
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Wheatus – Hump'em N' Dump'em
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[Verse 1] / Cough up the rent Mr. Kent / And don't try to blame it on the government / Your wife is a clown she's in town / She gets with some other guy / Are you gonna finish your
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Wheatus – Mean Christmas
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[Verse 1] / We are home tonight, and we are lucky / Between the dog, and you, it's a family / If nothing else is happenin' / The fireplace is cracklin' / It's everything we need
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Wheatus – A Little Respect
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[Verse 1] / I tried to discover a little something to make me sweeter / Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart / I'm so in love with you / I'll be forever blue / That you give me
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Wheatus (Ft. Gabrielle Sterbenz) – Feels Like Christmas
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[Verse 1: Gabrielle Sterbenz] / Well, I'm not the girl that I used to be / I don't believe in the things that I used to believe / But it feels like Christmas / To me / And I can't
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Wheatus – Break It Don't Buy It
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I took warrior classes / Where I learned to kick asses / But I never even saw you coming / Well you left all your books / So I had me a look / And I read where it said that you
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Wheatus – Chan's the Man
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Fights only if he has to / Chan runs never gets a chance to / Searching for the talismans / Beating down the dark hand / His niece's name is Jade / And she knows she got it made
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Wheatus – Holiday
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[Verse 1] / I've never been in love before / And I didn't even know what love was for / On our first date she sat me down / Said "Let's get out of this town" / [Chorus] / You're
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Wheatus – Pretty Girl
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[Verse 1] / She's a pretty girl, she doesn't know it's over / She doesn't know that my plane leaves tomorrow / She's ringing in my ear, she redefines the night call / Hang up the
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Wheatus – You Made Me Believe In Christmas
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Ho, ho, ho... / [Verse 1] / I never had myself a merry little Christmas / I never cared if it would snow, no, no / I always hated wrapping gifts / And I could never make a list / '
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Wheatus – Marigold Girl
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[Verse 1] / Marigold girl, what do you want from me? / Marigold girl, I know who I want to be, with / You can tell me the truth / You could offer me proof / Proof that you were a
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Wheatus – Whole Amoeba
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Bumping around in the back / In the dark I see people / Huddled around the girl / She is the one in the back of the bar / With a photo of Nixon and Mary-Jane / I am the one in the
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Wheatus (Ft. Josh Devine & Sandy Beales) – Temporary Song
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[Verse 1] / Spend another weekend in disaster / I don't mind being there but driving home, it makes me sad / All of our plans they fell apart again / Just like the time before the
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Wheatus – That's True
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[Verse 1] / We both have a darker side / Planets for our suns to hide / Drowned in sulfur oceans / Ringed by singularities / Here we talking me and you / Whispered moonshine wind
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Wheatus – Satan's Orders
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[Verse 1] / I'm awaiting Satan's orders / And he's dragged me through the mud tonight / If I thought about it sooner / I'd complain as much as he does / [Chorus] / But I wait
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Wheatus – Hey, Mr. Brown
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[Verse 1] / Man, I think it's just a little sleazy / You said you was like butter, but you're cheesy / To treat me like I'm spinner bait, you can't wait / Go fish off some other
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Wheatus – William McGovern
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[Verse 1] / Here we are / Trying to locate the rainbow stream / There I go.. over and under again / He thinks he knows where I am without seeing me / And there I stand in the
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Wheatus – The Deck
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[Verse 1] / She stands on the deck here / To watch all the landslides / She's waiting for myrtle / Can't wait 'til she drives by / She's focused on football / And making her plants
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Wheatus & Slater – Teenage Dirtbag (Sped Up)
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[Verse 1] / Her name is Noelle / I have a dream about her / She rings my bell / I got gym class in half an hour / Oh, how she rocks / In Keds and tube socks / But she doesn't know
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Wheatus – The Fall in Love
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[Verse 1] / What is it, baby? / Why can't you spend this long winter with me? / I'm not crazy, any more / Why can't you feel it? / I'm digging out from under the ice and snow
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Wheatus – Fair Weather Friend
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Hey fair weather friend / You know you're ripping me down again / And I don't care what you say / I can tell when we play / That you don't believe in me / So this is how it'll end
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Wheatus – Dead Again
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[Verse 1] / I don't even know what she did / She probably bought it from Sid / She stumbles around on the ground / Looking for earrings she found and lost again / I can't be your
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Wheatus – Semolina
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[Verse 1] / Semolina lost her shoes / She caught a beatdown, she had a hell of a morning / Semolina works at 2, when she gets there she'll feel alright / Semolina lost her purse
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Wheatus – The Story of the Eggs
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From our rooftop I can see / Where the silver city turns to green / And I hear the blues that we’ll be singing when we leave / And this return to you and me and the sunshine state
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Wheatus – Love Is a Mutt From Hell
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[Verse 1] / This is a story 'bout a friend of mine; he's abnormally intelligent / He could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt / But that all changed when the
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Wheatus – Randall
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1, 2, 3, 4 / My name is Randall / No, I don't think I've met you before my friend / I don't really know you / But I heard your message on the answering machine / Think it went
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Wheatus – Bridges to Jupiter
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[Verse] / I’m running out of fuel over Leningrad / In seven lonely hours I’ll be gone / She just finished up her bridge to Jupiter / I knew she would make it all along / They’re
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Wheatus – American In Amsterdam
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It's only been an hour but I think I feel the power / Tell me where do you guys wanna go to / Well, I could go for that but I need to buy a hat / I think I saw some for sale on the
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Wheatus – People
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[Verse 1] / Well sex machines and nectarines, we all must live together / Hey tattoo high school principal, the weekend is for leather / Binary wearing bifocals, bicycle for a 3b
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Wheatus – Lady Adelaide
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[Verse 1] / Lady Adelaide, why can't we compromise? / You can have your shoes and I will take your spice / You know that I've been fallin' for you this whole time / [Chorus] / Babe
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Wheatus – The Song I Wrote When You Dissed Me
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Hey there, Mr. Marlboro man, what you gonna do / When there's nobody left but your choke smoking self to abuse? / Hey there, Mr. CEO man, where you gonna be / When your daughter
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Wheatus – Valentine
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[Verse 1] / My city wakes up in the afternoon / Like the rain came down in the month of June / Kings of murmuring atmosphere / Building bombshell towers with glass and fear / Yeah
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Wheatus – I Am What I Is
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Christopher calls me / He calls me complaining / Hes already waited / Too long to begin / The world is on one side / And I'm on the other / And I read in a magazine / And I am what
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Wheatus – Hometown
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I'd trade all my sunshine, for twin towers to hide behind / And find you there / And I left on that sunday / To come home on a tuesday / Well I never / I never thought I'd have to
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