Artist: tom cardy
Track: red flags
Lyrics
The date started off so well
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
She was perfect from what I could tell
How could I not see the danger right in front of me?
My favorite food is fish
Baby, that's my favorite too
I love cartoon dogs
Baby, I love Scooby Doo
Hey girl, what's your favorite film?
She said, the best movie of all
A masterpiece of art called
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Human Centipede
Not ironically
She said, "The costume design was a highlight"
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plot's about
German doctor sews three people
Ass to mouth
Cool
Human Centipede
Please, God, save me
I think that's a red flag
I don't want to get stabbed
She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course"
She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in Morse code
Why are you blinking so much?
I've got something in my eye
Here, let me get it out
No thank you, I don't wanna die
Bonjour, sir was blinking at me
Is this because your date is a freak?
No
Very good then, bon appétit
Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love
You could be my world, the love of my life
One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams
Only if the wedding is themed
Tell me what the theme's gonna be
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
That way we could save on the catering bill
Human Centipede
Only one mouth to feed
If you are the best man
You know the deal (pucker up)
I can finally open myself up to love
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
Full Lyrics and Meaning
Genius Lyrics
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Tom Cardy (Ft. Montaigne) – Red Flags
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[Verse 1: Tom Cardy] / The date started off so well / Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life / She was perfect from what I could tell / How could I not see the danger
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Tom Cardy – High Five
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[Intro] / I wanna, high five / I wanna, high five / [Chorus] / I really want a high five / And if you give me one, I'll put my hand down / But if you don't give me a high five
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Tom Cardy – Naughty or Nice
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[Intro] / Naughty or nice, naughty or nice / I don't really care so I'm checking it once / Labor laws and we're short on supplies / So I'm taking liberties with the naughty or nice
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Cyber Cat Studio – RED FLAGS - КАВЕР НА РУССКОМ (RED FLAGS - RUS COVER)
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[Текст песни «RED FLAGS - КАВЕР НА РУССКОМ»] / [Куплет 1: MacaRonin] / Свидание было отличным / Ещё не знал, что увижу кошмар во плоти / С виду идеальная была / Как не заметил
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Tom Cardy (Ft. Julia Robertson) – The Ballad of Smokin Joe Rudeboy
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[Intro] / Let me tell you a little story / About a man a long time ago / He was the quickest draw in the wild west / By the name of Smokin' Joe / It's Smokin' Joe / Hit the floor
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Tom Cardy – Call Your Mother
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[Verse 1] / I am an influencer / But what's an influencer do? / Gonna make a little post / And influence you / Like brush your teeth / Be kind to one another / Take 10 minutes to
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Tom Cardy – Party Dog
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[Verse 1] / I didn't come to your party to talk about boring shit / (I don't care about the weather baby) / I didn't come to your party to eat all your chips and dip / (But I might
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Tom Cardy – Your Love is Not Enough (I’d like Some Cool Shit Too)
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[Verse 1] / You know how I feel about you / I think I know how you feel about me too / But if you wanna get close to me (Spiritually) / You gotta show me (Fiscally) / No doubt you'
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Tom Cardy – Paint That Lady
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[Verse 1] / We lock eyes from across the room / And you say, "Wassup"? (Wassup?) / And I say, "What's up"? (What's up?) / And we know that it's good / Do you want to be my lady? (
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Tom Cardy – Hey, I don't work here
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[Verse 1] / Saturday morning comes and goes / Without too much on my mind / Except maybe lunch / I walk down to the shops just to move / Feel a bit rough from last night / I may
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Tom Cardy (Ft. Tom Cardy) – Flirt (with your Dad)
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[Intro] / Hey Michael, what's my, uh, Facebook password again? / Why? / Your friend Tom has sent me a Facebook friend request, I'd like to accept it
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Big Dumb Idiot by Tom Cardy
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Tom Cardy’s second album, featuring songs from his YouTube channel and TikTok account. It most notably has the song Red Flags, which went viral and got a combined 12.8 million
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Artificial Intelligence is the debut EP from internet sensation (and comedy shitposter), Tom Cardy.
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