Artist: Eminem & Dr. Dre
Track: The Real Slim Shady
Lyrics
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her a** worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture
It's the return of the, "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
Feminist women love Eminem
Chigga chigga chigga, "Slim shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on T.V. and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss"
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the discovery channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals", well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so f*** him and f*** you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
S***, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little b****, put me on blast on M.T.V
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, he-he!"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a f*** like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just s*** it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
Pinchin' nurses a**es when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin'
He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a f***!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
F*** it, let's all stand up
Full Lyrics and Meaning
Genius Lyrics
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Eminem – The Real Slim Shady
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“The Real Slim Shady” is the quintessential early Eminem song—funny and serious simultaneously, with crazy rhyme schemes and devices.
As K-Solo had asked, will the “Real Solo
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Eminem (Ft. Dr. Dre) – The Real Slim Shady - Clean(Ish)
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[Intro] / May I have your attention please / May I have your attention please / Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up / I Repeat, Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up / We'
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Eminem – The Real Slim Shady (Clean)
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[Produced by Dr. Dre & Mel-Man] / [Intro] / May I have your attention please / May I have your attention please / Will the real Slim Shady please stand up / I repeat, will the real
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Eminem (Ft. Proof) – The Real Slim Shady (Live From Fuji Rock Festival, Japan / 2001)
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[Intro: Eminem & Proof] / May I have your attention, please? / May I have your attention, please? / Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? (Uh-huh) / I repeat, will the real
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Polskie tłumaczenia Genius – Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Polskie Tłumaczenie)
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Singiel z Marshall Mathers LP, który utorował Eminemowi drogę na salony. Pamiętam, jak kiedyś na MTV śmigało to co chwila. Sporo celnych punchy, świetny układ rymów, cięta satyra
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Genius Brasil Traduções – Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Tradução em Português)
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O som quintessencial do Em – engraçado e sério, simultaneamente, com esquemas de rima e técnicas de outro mundo.
Em
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Eminem – The Real Slim Shady (Instrumental)
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[Instrumental]
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Eminem – The Real Slim Shady (Squeaky Clean)
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Eminem (Ft. Fortnite) – Real Slim Shady (Emote)
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[Chorus] / 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady / All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating / So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up / Please stand up, please
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Eminem – My Name Is (Slim Shady Radio Edit)
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[Chorus: Eminem] / Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? / My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady / Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? / My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady / Hi, my
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Eminem – My Name Is (Original)
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[Produced by Dr. Dre] / [Chorus: Eminem] / Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? / My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady / Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? / My name is, chka-
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Dax – The Real Dax Shady
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They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they / We ain't nothing but mammals -- well, some of us, cannibals / Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
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Mają Discovery Channel, czyż nie
Jesteśmy tylko ssakami.. cóż niektórzy też kanibalami
Którzy otwierają innych ludzi jak kantalupy.
Pierwsze linijki to oczywiście follow-up do refrenu słynnego kawałka grupy Bloodhound Gang
https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k
Kantalupa, to rodzaj melona
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[Intro] / May I have your attention, please? / May I have your attention, please? / Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? / I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up
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Unendo parti
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Genius Traducciones al Español – Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Traducción al Español)
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[Letra de "Slim Shady (Traducción al Español)"] / [Intro] / ¿Podría tener su atención, por favor? / ¿Podría tener su atención, por favor? / ¿Puede ponerse de pie el verdadero Slim
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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady Lyrics
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He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha ...
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