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Tenacious D – Tribute
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“Tribute” was released as the lead single off their self-titled debut album. The song plays out as a tribute to the actual best song in the world that the D have forgotten what
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Tenacious D – Kielbasa
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This opening track on Tenacious D’s self-titled debut album. The lyrics center around doggystyle sex.
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Tenacious D – Simply Jazz
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The track on the first side of Tenacious D’s 2012 EP Jazz. “Simply Jazz” is a big stylistic departure for the D, being an 11-minute longform jazz composition rather than a rock/
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Tenacious D – Double Team
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On “Double Team,” Jack describes a sexual encounter with a woman that he and KG share.
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Tenacious D – COLORS
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[Verse 1: JB] / What was I thinking? / All this rage, it's the end of the world / Spreading my hatred / I must sound insane to every boy and every girl / [Chorus: JB] / Colors are
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Tenacious D – Classico
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In the movie, this is the first song Jack and Kyle play together as JB finds Kyle panhandling in Venice Beach and decides to chime in with his own ‘ad-lib’ lyrics.
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Tenacious D – Krishna (1995 Demo Version)
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[Intro] / I wasn't very popular in high school / And I felt like I needed some group of people to accept me and to love me for who I am / And this is a song about that / [Verse 1
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Tenacious D – One Note Song
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The first skit on the album follows the intro to the album opener. Jack and Kyle are trying to think of awesome riffs! Jack’s got an idea…
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Tenacious D – Cock Pushups
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The idea of “Cock pushups” became a plot point in the movie Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny.
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Tenacious D – Time Warp
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[Verse 1] / It's astounding / Time is fleeting / Madness takes its toll / But listen closely / (Not for very much longer) / I've got to keep control / [Pre-Chorus] / I remember
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Tenacious D – The Road
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“The Road” is about the hard life touring as a rock band.
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Tenacious D – History
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[Intro] / This is a song called The History of Tenacious D / And it's not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past / It's a chronicling of our rise — To power! / [Verse
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Tenacious D – Tenacious D's The Who Medley
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Part 1: Pinball Wizard / Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball / From Soho down to Brighton, I must've played 'em all / But I ain't seen nothin' like him in any
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Tenacious D – Special Things
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This song plays at the end of episode 5 of Tenacious D’s HBO show, “The Fan.” It revolves around Tenacious D’s first and biggest fan Lee. They perform this song with Lee at the
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Tenacious D – The Metal
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[Verse 1] / You can't kill The Metal / The Metal will live on / Punk Rock tried to kill The Metal / But they failed, as they were smite to the ground / New Wave tried to kill The
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Tenacious D – Señorita
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sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecP8ns1uS70
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Tenacious D – Explosivo
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[Intro] / I climb upon my faithful steed / Then we gonna ride / Gonna smoke some weed / Climb upon my big-assed steed / And ride, ride, ride / [Chorus 1] / What's the name of the
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Tenacious D – Karate
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This song first appeared on Tenacious D’s show on HBO (Which ran from November 28, 1997 – March 15, 2000) when Jack Black (Jables) met a girl called Flarna who works in a tattoo
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Tenacious D – Baby
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Well, I can't get to sleep tonight / No matter how hard I try / 'Cause it's cold and it's dark / And the wind is a-whistling / And I can't seem to put out the light / Mama's been
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Tenacious D – Dio
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“Dio” is an homage to Ronnie James Dio.
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Tenacious D – Video Games
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[Intro: Jack Black & Kyle Gass] / Are you plugged in? (Yeah) / Alright, you ready? / One-two, a one-two-three / [Verse 1] / I don't play video games no more, never play video games
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Tenacious D – Wicked Game
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[Verse] / What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way / What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you / What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way / What a
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Tenacious D – HOPE
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“Hope” was released on the same day as the first episode of the Tenacious D YouTube series Post-Apocalypto. The episode also titled “Hope.”
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Tenacious D – Master Exploder
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[Prelude: Open Mic Host & Jack Black] / This uh next band asked me not to read this / But, goddammit, I'm going to read it anyway / Because I wrote it, and it's the truth / I
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Tenacious D – Roadie
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“Roadie” was inspired by Jack Black’s own appearance as a roadie in the game, Brutal Legend.
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Tenacious D – Warning
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[Verse 1] / We've been sent, to issue all you people here a warning / I'm not at liberty to say the details of our most peculiar warning / Yeah / Suffice to say, all you people
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Tenacious D – Classical Teacher
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JB thinks that Kage needs a classical teacher who might up his game. Hilarity ensues.
This track is just an audio sketch, and as such, there isn’t any actual instrumentation in it.
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Tenacious D – Kyle Quit the Band
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The title says it all. Kyle quits the band, comes back a week later, and The D throws “a big ol' bash” for Kyle’s return.
This song was on the Tenacious Demo produced by Andrew
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Tenacious D – Rize of the Fenix
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“Rize of the Fenix” was released as the lead single off Rize of the Fenix. It talks about Tenacious D rising from the dead to make a big time comeback after several years of
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Tenacious D – Throw Down
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Moses came down from the hill / Holding the rules in his hand / Looked all around, suddenly found / No one was listenin' now it's time to throw down / [Hook] / So throw down / Yeah
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Tenacious D – Rock Your Socks
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[Intro] / One, two, three, four, five / 6-6-6 / [Verse 1] / It doesn't matter if it is good, it only matters if it rocks / The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off
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Tenacious D – 39
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She's 39, but she still looks young / Not very young, but a lot of fun / She's my 39 lady in the sun / 49 and I'm feelin' fine / In the sun that's a lot of fun / Drinkin' mai tais
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Tenacious D – Friendship Test
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The skit leading into the track “Friendship.”
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Tenacious D – Bowie
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Stabbing her with my bowie while i'm naked / Painted from head to toe i'm so aroused / Ohh! / Stabbing her with my bowie while i'm naked / Painted from head to toe i'm so, so
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Tenacious D – City Hall
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“City Hall” is part song, part skit and makes for an epic album closer. The song includes the hidden track “Malibu Nights.”
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Tenacious D – Kong
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Kooonnnng! / Kooonnnng! / There is nothing on Earth that is nearly as strong / As Kong! / Kooonnnng! / In the jungle he lives, that is where he belongs / King Kong! / Kooonnnng
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Tenacious D – Rock is Dead
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Go / Rock is dead, rock is dead / Rock is dead, rock is dead / Talk to my friend, that's what he said / Is rock still around? No, rock is dead / It's all over, rock and roll is
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Tenacious D – The Cosmic Shame
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[Intro] / So, um... / If I was gonna say just one thing to y'all tonight / I'd say, set the artist free / I'm talking about this artist, in here / Set it free / I'm saying, quit
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Tenacious D – Inward Singing
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“Inward Singing” is a comedy sketch where Jack announces to Kyle that he wants to shows off a thing called inward singing. He demonstrates how you can use it to sing while
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Tenacious D – Sex Supreme
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That's the first thing I say to you / How's it goin'? Are you flowin'? / Listen honey, thinkin' 'bout / A couple things to say to you / Showin', growin' / And I'd like to place my
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Tenacious D – Deth Starr
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The world is fucking turning to shit / The earth don't stand a chance / Hurricane typhoon will destroy the city / We've got to clean up the skies and recycle / We've got to stop
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Tenacious D – Dude (I Totally Miss You)
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[Verse 1] / Dude, I totally miss you / I really fucking miss you / I'm all alone / All the time, all the time / [Verse 2] / Dude, I totally miss you / The things we did together
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Tenacious D – ROBOT
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I am a robot, naked and alone / Sent from the future to build a new home / Mission accomplished, find The D / Save them from Daddy Ding Dong / And build a home make it right make
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Tenacious D – You Never Give Me Your Money / The End
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You never give me your money / You only give me your funny paper / And in the middle of negotiations / You break down / I never give you my number / I only give you my situation
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Tenacious D – Kyle Took a Bullet for Me
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[Jack Black] / Kyle took a bullet for me / Now I've got to rock for three / KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D / [Kyle Glass] / I took a bullet for J.B, now I'm in heaven
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