 Genius Lyrics
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Tom Cardy – Hey, I don't work here
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[Verse 1] / Saturday morning comes and goes / Without too much on my mind / Except maybe lunch / I walk down to the shops just to move / Feel a bit rough from last night / I may
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Tom Cardy – Get Louis (Theroux)
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[Verse 1] / Self-help talks, money walks / Everybody wants to change with a two week course / If ya like me you need a little trick / Cause you're currently shit at dealing with
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Tom Cardy – H.Y.C.Y.BH?
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[Verse 1] / When my roommate comes into the room looking for his car keys / I don't say it yet / And when he gets me off the couch to check underneath the couch cushions / I don't
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Tom Cardy – Artificial Intelligence
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[Verse 1: Tom Cardy] / I have felt love, I have felt pain / I've felt antici-pation and I will again / I can feel joy, I've felt sad too / I've lived in melancholy and all
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Tom Cardy – Read Between the Lines
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[Intro] / One, two, three, four / [Verse 1] / If I say my relationship is kinda complicated / With my ex-girlfriend or with my dad / Then I actually mean that the relationship is
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Tom Cardy – The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the it's my book they will walk if I tell them to
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[Intro - J.R.R. Tolkien and Publisher] / I think I speak for everyone here when I say it is very exciting to be in a room with you Mr Tolkien! / Okay / We loved publishing The
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Tom Cardy (Ft. Julia Robertson) – Fruit Salad
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[Chorus: Tom Cardy] / Put a bit of fruit and salad together / Make a fruit salad, yeah everyone's a winner / Sweetness of fruit variety of salad / Ooh fruit salad you're the best
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Tom Cardy – Future of Humanity
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There was a giant meteorite / It blew a hole in the Earth / We are the only two humans left / I know it's shocking news, but it's down to you and me to / Repopulate (Repopulate
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Tom Cardy – Level Clear
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Boss dead, Level clear, Where do I go from here? / Walk home, Try to eat, I'm not hungry, Go to sleep / I can't sleep, Lie in bed, Think about what bad guy said / "Even if you did
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Tom Cardy – The Big Breakfast
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[Verse 1] / Sunday morning, I'm not gonna lie / I'm pretty hungover and I'm scat and I'm dry / I'm sitting with the family in a boujee cafe / Why did I drop four caps before Mother
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Tom Cardy – Naughty or Nice
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[Intro] / Naughty or nice, naughty or nice / I don't really care so I'm checking it once / Labor laws and we're short on supplies / So I'm taking liberties with the naughty or nice
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Tom Cardy – #inspirational
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[Intro: Hustler and Darren] / Good morning sir, my name's Darren and I'm calling from the national census, how are you today? / BLESSED / Okie dokie, we seem to be missing a piece
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Tom Cardy – Big Dumb Idiot
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[Intro] / "Hey guys, that's one cappuccino" / "Lovely, thank you very much" / "No worries, and one breakfast bowl" / "Wow, that looks great" / "Enjoy your meal" / "Yeah, you too
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Tom Cardy – Carol Brown
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This particular song is a cover of a song by comedy folk duo Flight of the Concords.
The song is a mock parody (and an inversion) of Paul Simon’s “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
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Tom Cardy – Party Dog
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[Verse 1] / I didn't come to your party to talk about boring shit / (I don't care about the weather baby) / I didn't come to your party to eat all your chips and dip / (But I might
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Tom Cardy – High Five
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[Intro] / I wanna, high five / I wanna, high five / [Chorus] / I really want a high five / And if you give me one, I'll put my hand down / But if you don't give me a high five
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Tom Cardy – Call Your Mother
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[Verse 1] / I am an influencer / But what's an influencer do? / Gonna make a little post / And influence you / Like brush your teeth / Be kind to one another / Take 10 minutes to
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Tom Cardy – Monster Truck (Don't touch my)
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[Intro] / Daniel, Michael's here for your sleepover / Please, ple-ple-please, please play nice / [Verse 1] / You can touch my LEGO, you can touch my Pokémon cards / You can watch
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Tom Cardy (Ft. Montaigne) – Weird Guy
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(Tom Cardy & Montaigne) / [Intro] / I am a weird guy / A very strange guy / A nonspecific guy / Just a very weird guy (Just a very weird guy) / [Verse 1] / I live a very hipster
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Tom Cardy – About 8 Hours
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[Verse 1] / Work hard through the week / Making money and losing sleep / Friday night means it's time to bend / To getting fucked up with my friends / Everybody's got that voice in
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Tom Cardy – Love Language
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[Verse 1] / If you want me to be into you desperately / Head over heels / Then listen up, 'cause here's the deal / Don't need no diamond ring / You can keep your fancy car / If you
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Tom Cardy – Hat Man
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When your city's in trouble / And you're under attack / You need a new superhero / With the power of a hat, it's / Hat man / Hat man / Hat man / He can do whatever a guy wearing a
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Tom Cardy – Hat Man
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When your city's in trouble / And you're under attack / You need a new superhero / With the power of a hat, it's / Hat man / Hat man / Hat man / He can do whatever a guy wearing a
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Tom Cardy – Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
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[Verse 1] / Santa’s earnt some time off; he’s taking a break / You’ve got to remember, the month of November is still his holiday (Ba-dum-bum-bum) / So imagine how stressed he gets
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Tom Cardy – Ur fugly (relatively)
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[Chorus] / What you see is not a problem baby / Because visibly I'm a hot 10 / We could be friends / But I would be the hot one / Making you the ugly by comparison one / And it
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Tom Cardy – Repress It!
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(Verse 1) / If you feel depressed / And misunderstood / Whatcha gonna do? / Repress it! / When you wanna confront / Your childhood / Are you ready for a breakthrough? (No
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Tom Cardy – Paint That Lady
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[Verse 1] / We lock eyes from across the room / And you say, "Wassup"? (Wassup?) / And I say, "What's up"? (What's up?) / And we know that it's good / Do you want to be my lady? (
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Tom Cardy (Ft. Julia Robertson, Lewis Hobba & Michael Hing) – Soft Boy
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[Tom Cardy] / Band shirt, not one you've heard before / I'm al-ternative to my core / E-mo-tion-al around the girls / They'd like to do sex with me / Hey girl, wrote you some
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Tom Cardy (Ft. Montaigne) – Red Flags
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[Verse 1: Tom Cardy] / The date started off so well / Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life / She was perfect from what I could tell / How could I not see the danger
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Tom Cardy – Man Chat
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[Verse 1] / I'm a man's man, doing all that I can / Dealing with my emotions / When things get overwhelming, here's what I do / A hot man tip from me to you / You gotta / [Chorus
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Tom Cardy – Bon Appetite
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[Verse 1] / Dinner time, baby / What you gonna eat? / I can whip myself up / A 5-course feast / Duck Pâté en Croûte / Maybe Steak Tartar (C'est Très Bien) / Who am I kidding? / I'm
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Tom Cardy – Your Love is Not Enough (I’d like Some Cool Shit Too)
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[Verse 1] / You know how I feel about you / I think I know how you feel about me too / But if you wanna get close to me (Spiritually) / You gotta show me (Fiscally) / No doubt you'
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Tom Cardy – Jurassic Park 12: It's Dino Time!
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[Intro] / Today I woke up sick / So I took it easy (So I took it easy) / By watching and analyzing every Jurassic Park movie / Without further ado, I present to you in a slightly
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Tom Cardy – Mind Fight
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[Verse 1] / Yo motherfucker / Did you just bump me? / It doesn't take much to make me angry / Bumpin the man ain't never free / It's gonna cost you one apology / You gonna play it
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Tom Cardy – Human Interaction -it's easy!
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[Chorus] / Human interaction - it is so easy / Ask them and talk about what they're interested in / Human interaction - it is so easy / Even for you just ask them what they do / [
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Tom Cardy (Ft. Tom Cardy) – Bards have all the fun
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[Tom] / A single flute note is played as the background music begins / [DM, spoken] / On the horizon of this forest path you see a group of dark cloaked figures slowly trudging
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Tom Cardy – Snake Eyes
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[Intro] / We have lived through years of a global pandemic (Years of a global pandemic) / And I'm amazed that, still, mother****ers don't get it (Still, mother****ers don't get it
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Tom Cardy – Juggling Iz Cool
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[Verse 1] / Juggling, it's objectively cool / Our returning champ is nobody's fool / But what's this? The twins bring it up to the wire / Also, they're on fire / [Break] / That's
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Tom Cardy – Why Am I Anxious
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This song pokes fun of pretentious, un-self aware people who make bad life decisions but then complain online about why they are not healthy or happy. They claim to be self aware
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Tom Cardy – Never gonna Mike you Mike
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[Verse 1] / We're no strangers to love-aa / Well most of us except for Mike / He's fairly ripped and he's super smart / But for some reason very socially awkward / [Pre-Chorus] / I
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Tom Cardy (Ft. Tom Cardy) – Flirt (with your Dad)
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[Intro] / Hey Michael, what's my, uh, Facebook password again? / Why? / Your friend Tom has sent me a Facebook friend request, I'd like to accept it
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Tom Cardy – It Only Takes One Time
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{Verse 1} / If you love a woman one time / They don't call you a lover / And if you steal one heart / People don't call you a thief / Oh, no-no / Oh, no-no / Oh, no / But if just
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Tom Cardy – Video Calls in 2021
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If everyone's online we can begin the- / "'My Zoom must be broken or something / 'cause I can't bloody hear anyone" / Ok Brett maybe it's your output settings? / "Oh yeah how's
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Tom Cardy – Squid Boy
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[Verse] / He's a squid boy / And he won't go far / 'Cause a squid boy doesn't have legs / I bet he tastes like a calamari / I bet he tastes like an old salami / He's a squid boy (
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Tom Cardy (Ft. Jenna Owen, Montaigne & Vic Zerbst) – Time To Buy
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[Intro -- Vic Zerbst] / Welcome to TimeToBuy.com! Now loading Virtual Agent. Please allow cookies, keep your eyes on the screen and... Try not to scream / [Verse 1 -- Tom Cardy
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Tom Cardy – Mixed Messages
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[Verse 1] / It's Sunday night and you're at home all alone / Last night was great, it was our very first date / So now it's time to pull out my phone / Gonna send you somethin
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Tom Cardy (Ft. Brian David Gilbert) – Beautiful Mind
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[Intro: Tom Cardy, Brian David Gilbert] / Please take a seat / Never really done this before / That's okay, just tell me the first thing that comes into your head / Okay / [Verse 1
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